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Fruit Salad

The practice of taking a whole pineapple, shaving off the rough outer skin so the flesh is exposed, then inserting it anally for sexual pleasure. Often the fruit must be shaved several times until a fit can be achieved. The juices of the fruit serve as a natural lubricant, and are considered a delicacy when rimming. If the pineapple is marinated in vodka first, this is known as a "Sloppy Fruit Salad" which should be performed with caution due to the danger of alcohol poisoning.
I got him drunk and took him home, we got frisky in the kitchen and I gave him his first fruit salad - he took it like a man but he won't be sitting down for a while!
by DTune February 11, 2025
mugGet the Fruit Saladmug.

meat fruit

a word used to describe the testicles, nuts, ballsack, etc.
"Bro, that dude totally just got kicked in the meat fruit."
by fruityho June 27, 2016
mugGet the meat fruitmug.

fruit booter

a gay male (also called a "fruit" like...…..80 yrs ago lingo) who gladly and often takes any possible dick up the anal cavity into the shitter and through the colon.....and if it is a big black cock(known as a "bbc" in gay language, just so you people learned 1 thing about us)...up into the lower stomach, I imagine, until it releases its liquids into said body cavity of the moaning male sex fiend taking such loads. In old timey days, the gay guy ….or Fruit....takes it up the Butt......so in today speak. oh that fruit booter…..yeah we know him, He's an ok dude, I feel bad for his asshole though. How does he keep anything from just falling out of his shithole after his food digests and drops it into position for release?
Hey, bitches who that fem dude wearing skinny jeans, necklaces and bladed eyebrows?? …..Oh, that fruit booter? Yeah we know him, cool person, wear a board around your waist when you penisize his shitter
by Josslin Deeznuts Foryoo January 13, 2019
mugGet the fruit bootermug.

flaming fruit basket

When you put some hot sauce on ur man's balls and lick it off.
I wanna take you home and give you a flaming fruit basket.
by Yasssgurl88 August 24, 2017
mugGet the flaming fruit basketmug.

fruit pounder

how one would have sex with a girl like if they were having sex with a fruit.
Omg! you’ll never guess what i walked into this morning seen Kevin doing to a grapefruit!! he was being a fruit pounder!!
by jaaycaat November 29, 2023
mugGet the fruit poundermug.

Fruit Fly

Fruit Fly is word used to describe heterosexual men that hangs out with and/or around gay or bisexual men. Some claim they do this for the sole reason of the attention they get, others claim it is because they are in fact curious to homosexual expierences (bi/cock-curious). Others will say it's both or for none of these and that they simply just enjoy the company of gay men.
Therefore this would be the male counterpart to the a heterosexual woman doing the same thing, mostly refered to as a Fag Hag
Fruit Fly because they are flies that circles around Fruits
"That guy is such a fruit fly, he's just loves the attention he gets around gay guys"

"That guy is so cock-curious! He claims he's straight though, maybe he's a fruitfly that just enjoys the sweet aroma and attention of fruits, but I think both"
by ThisTroy December 17, 2019
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Kiwi Fruit

(1) A homosexual man from New Zealand

(2) a delicious fruit from New New Zealand..

There is no area or country named Zealand

In New Zealand they use a different name for Kiwi fruit

In Australia we just believe it is called fruit. Same as Thai, Italian, Greek or Ethiopian, we believe you call it "food" not ' "Indian curry" if you are fromI in

India

So a kiwi "fruit' is fruit.
I gave my girl dinner last night

It had lettuce, ĺamb, baby tomatoes, cheese ,and a little ķiwi fruit

She called me a forugn cuck and threw it in the trash

I even made a nice dressing.

Kiwi fruit
by TheOtherScientist June 11, 2023
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