Christmas

The best time of the year for your friends but remember that your single so for you it’s the worst

Hey dude merry Christmas
Shut up I’m still single

by Turtle_Fight3r November 20, 2020

Christmas

The holiday clebrated on 25th of december where your uncle dresses up as santa and ejaculates down the chimney and awards all the children in the family with fresh dick(bad word for penis)

Yo bro this christmas is boutta be so lit fam you feel me can't wait for santa yummy

by Mike dece September 22, 2020

Indian Christmas Turkey

Buys a Hydra server for $25k

That dumbass Indian Christmas Turkey paid more for that garbage that was ever made from it!

by L3g3ndSkillz December 21, 2021

Christmas socks

Christmas socks are what people get from their grandparents who of course knit them. They can be itchy, yes! Also ugly, very embarrassing, and you will not want go out in them, No No!!

I got some really ugly Christmas socks from mamma and grumps!

by Lucycakes April 30, 2016

christmas aging

To look so amazing in the jeans your wife got you that she wants to take advantage of you and your cute bubble but.

Wow he must be christmas aging, cause they left a while ago and havent been back to the party yet.

by Holelottanope September 23, 2018

Why it's christmas

You should use a condom because it's christmas. Why? Because ho ho ho. (used when explaining protected sex to teens)

I just had to give the talk to my son and tell him why it's Christmas.

by itsmenotjames December 7, 2024

christmas chicken

Buying your Christmas presents the day before christmas

He’s doing Christmas chicken this year.

by Robe27 April 21, 2018