Chips with a side of Cockamole

The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.

Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.

Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)

Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.

by Stoney69 January 25, 2019

Wobbly chips

Wobbly chips, the street way of greeting a fellow mate, similar to the phrase 'What you sayin'
Commonly used by roadman around the world, often associated with local takeout shops and public places.

Lebron- oi korbay wobbly chips geez

Korbay- it's calm cuz
Lebron- safe

by Lebronthedon68 September 27, 2017

Chip Reaves

Global CEO of Computer Troublshooters, the largest computer repair franchise in the world. Chip is very involved in his church, his local community, and the global community as well. He is also not sick today, as he really should be going to the beach.

Man, last week, Chip Reaves told me to go fix a computer in Uraguay. Where´s Uraguay?

by memorextdclassic May 23, 2009

Chipped

When pushing a chip through some dip and part of it breaks.

Bummer dude, you've been chipped! Good luck fishing that out.

by Kap21 May 10, 2018

The Chip

Something people say when they are trying to abbreviate Championship but are too dumb to use the correct abbreviation of "The Ship"

"Derrrr Hey Brandon, Michigan won the Chip"

by The Shipper of Ships January 24, 2024

Chips Mood

Occurs typically when one is hangry. The mood swings come and then all of a sudden can’t sip stew.

Yea Choppa doesn’t wanna stew, damn he must be in a chips mood

by Thrilly April 26, 2020

Chip Skylarked

Using too much teeth while performing oral activities

bro she came back to my house and totally chip skylarked me. i don't know whether i liked it or hated it.

by kiwikalimari64 November 19, 2023