Fun bus is open

your done for if you come across this as a killer

Adam: FUN BUS IS OPEN!

That one kid in the party: oh he’s done for

by Master yoda must simp March 14, 2021

Bus pusher

A bus pusher is a term used for a group of golfers who due to the complete incompetence of their bus driver were forced to push their minibus a distance of many miles because the driver was too short (sighted) to recognise that the fuel gauge was showing a dangerously low level of fuel. The passengers that day should have known not to trust the bus driver. He has previous instances of incompetent behaviour including doing a u-turn on the A90 while travelling at approx. 60 mph and not recognising that the big steel floating objects in Aberdeen harbour were actually boats.

John: I really don’t think you have enough diesel to make it back to the airport, there is a filling station up the road here I really think you should stop and put a fiver of diesel in

Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there

Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.

Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.

Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?

Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push

Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher

by The Navigator October 9, 2018

Bus chaser

The best song forever and it is about 8745 which is a stupid D and T teacher in LSC called small ng. The original song is called creeper aww man.

Are you a'BUS CHASER'?

by Chan Tai Man November 12, 2019

Irish Bus Ride

**Irish Bus Ride**

*(noun, slang)*

When an Irish man arranges for a Mexican woman—usually from Sonora—to travel north on a Tufesa Executive bus to the U.S.–Mexico border, picks her up after she crosses on foot, has sex with her in Queen Creek, Arizona, and then sends her back to the border in an Uber.

“Did you hear about Kellen? Dude pulled an Irish Bus Ride last weekend.”

by SS Steve April 27, 2025

Just the Bus Driver

The phrase for someone who jumps into conversations at the wrong time

Eh, it happens, I’m just the bus driver.

by Firefaul December 7, 2017

Magic School Bus

A marijuana blunt with crushed xanax inside

You want to throw in on this magic school bus?

by Big Jate December 11, 2017

Bye Bye Bus

The Bye Bye Bus is a bendy bus with 3 carriages. Each one hosting a different class. The very back of the bus is where all the slaves and kidnapped people are going to 'The Lake' which is a giant body of water where all the salves are chucked in with chains around them... The Lake is surrounded by barbed wire and bindis in the grass. The middle carriage is host to all the men and women who are invited to the broffel (Brothel). This is the premium carriage. All these men and women cosnent to going to the Broffel and this is a large building where it is solely for the purpose of prositution for free. The two carriages; Last and Middle can be classified into an analogy, first class and economy (airlines). The first carriage is where the driver and all the Bye Bye Bus employees sit and party. In this carriage is a spa, food, drinks and a buffet. Any customers of the Bye Bye Bus (anyone in the second or last carriage) who have children will be separated from their kids and the kids are thrown into the underside of the bus (where the luggage goes) then they are mushed into soup which is poured into 'The Lake'.

Oh so you took my lipstick... you whore... you're going on the Bye Bye Bus... you're going to The Lake!

Oh I get to go to the Broffel today... I am getting the Bye Bye Bus tonight!

Bill: Where did Julie and her son Max go?
Sarah: Oh they went on the Bye Bye Bus to The Lake...

by Petrol Sniffers December 3, 2020