Pocket Bread

Alternative to PITA (Pain In The Ass)

I lost my wallet, and getting everything replaced was like pocket bread.

by TravisJake September 16, 2020

Breads

A beautiful loaf of bread that never expires and considers all other bread as family.

Breads is the best!

by NotBreads September 21, 2020

Buy Bread

A colloquialism for cheap ass watch enthusiasts that want something for nothing based off their communist chinese slave labour 1:1 purchases.

If you cant afford it mate, 'Buy Bread"

by WATCHMAKER101 September 29, 2020

Bread Leg

A species of bread beast that have retractable legs and scurry around when resident humans are not watching.

Person1: "Wow, did you see that Bread Leg over there!"
Person2: "Robin, you know that Bread Leg is too stealthy to be seen."

by RA3BIES September 29, 2020

Bread Poisoning

When you eat plain bread and your stomach starts hurting (drink to fix)

“Oh I think I have bread poisoning”

by Jamontoast 123 October 10, 2020

Bread

Throwing oral sex from a gay at ducks

guy 1: Dang look at that bread, it went so far
guy 2: gOT ANY GRAPES
guy 3: That bread got a full penis

by BreadOwesMeMoney October 10, 2020

brewed bread

when you wanna eat brewed bread (weirdo) but the bread is a penguin so you got brewed dead penguin

timmy: brewed bread yum

bob: u weird- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
timmy: brewed bread

bob: NO THATS DEAD PENGUIN
timmy: WAIT WHAT
bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BOB: EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: wait what you said EA now we are dead
CIA: hi wait WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
Timmy & Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE CIA
timmy: its brewed bread

CIA: what
timmy: but the bread is a dead-
CIA: body?
timmy: no penguin.
CIA & BOB: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TIMMY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by tomato mad that likes penguin October 11, 2020