Irish Breakfast

When you have morning sex with a woman on her period.

She was on her period so we just had an Irish breakfast

by AdderallVampire August 18, 2024

Irish Breakfast.

For Adults, Some bread and jam, really thats just it. Or for a kid its a cereal.

9 year-old John ate an irish breakfast.

28 year-old Dave at an irish breakfast on the train to work experience.

by manofwordmaker March 16, 2024

Irish breakfast

Its when you dunp on are face and fart In her mouth and say happy st Patrick days !!

Hey I did Irish breakfast on your mom ! Good thing I

by Yoonker March 06, 2022

Telephonic Irish Goodbye

When someone is texting you, and mid conversation, especially when you’re expecting a response, they simply stop texting. Some blame falling asleep or being distracted, but some are prone to it, while others are not.

Dude, I was texting my girl last night and asked her how her bar tending shift went, and once again out of no where she gave me the telephonic Irish goodbye. When we texted this morning it’s like last night’s conversation never happened.

by Lordblanco August 13, 2024

Irish sprain

A painful ache located in the temporomandibular joint or joint of the jaw and is caused due to muscle atrophy. This affliction predominantly affects adult males of Irish descent and occurs when laughing or smiling.

Stop making me laugh, you’re going to give me an Irish sprain.

by Ender3030 October 12, 2023

Irish wine

Referring to drinking Jameson out of a glass.
Jameson bottles are shaped like wine bottles and green . The classy Irish choice . BBC

Bartender what will you have : I’ll have a Irish wine and a bud heavy .

Wanna wrench on the car and throw back some Irish wine bud

by The Bearded Bastard November 30, 2019

Irish Werewolf

Someone who is nice 364 days out of the year but are a complete monster on St. Patrick's Day.

"Don't go to the bar with Jane on St. Patrick's day she's a real Irish Werewolf."

by iPG4L March 19, 2015