irish rat race

when you nibble on her coochie and try to get her to cream while your mom fucks a rat

dad i’m sorry but me and mom did an irish rat race

by redpubes44 February 12, 2021

Irish Suitcoat

Waking up covered in vomit after a night of alcoholic splendor

- Hey wheres jack at?
-I think he went to go put on his Irish Suitcoat!
- Aww man we just ate Taco Bell an hour ago!

by WeAreLegion9278 December 5, 2013

Irish 3 piece suit

A classic navy blazer, white dress shirt, and khakis.

I can wear my Irish 3 piece suit to grad party’s, funerals, formals, or court.

by John Fron May 10, 2024

The floppy Irish man

The overwhelming feeling of disappointment caused when you mix coke, alcohol and a poundland Machine Gun Kelly lookalike

Liam: I’m gonna shag you tonight
Sian: you’re not even hard

Liam: yeah I’m the floppy Irish man what else were you expecting

by OverlongingShadow January 23, 2024

Irish Caviar

Irish caviar- The contraction of genital herpes shortly after the infestation of crabs, which relays the theory that the crabs laid eggs!

Damn bro now that those crabs are gone I have their eggs all over my dick, But I told that hooker not to worry because it was Irish caviar, and she got down on that fancy meal last night.

by RChammer0409 January 27, 2018

Irish Dancing

A SPORT

Irish Dancing is a sport

by ocranwaley August 27, 2022

The Irish Backdoor

The act of introducing Irish Whisky into the rectum & colon via the anus (Butt-Chugging)

“Do you wanna go back to my apartment and have an Irish Backdoor?”

“Do you guys know how to get to Ireland from here? Sure, take your pants off and I’ll give you The Irish Backdoor”

by FuccTheNiners March 8, 2020