stewy ham

Stewy Ham is the overall top word for mate

“hey look it’s big stewy ham”

“hey stew”
“hey ham”

by Corzbra56 August 14, 2022

Pity Ham

Ham that is given to someone as an after thought.

Bretty give ham to his friends then offered Pity ham to the other people at the break table.

Brett: Hey guys do you want some ham I smoked over the weekend?
Friends: yes that sounds amazing, Thanks
Brett: “the next day” oh I forgot about you guys working across the street, would y’all like some ham?
Forgotten People: No thanks we don’t like Pity Ham.

by Max Baskin February 14, 2023

Ham boning

The act of ejaculating into a ham

I had an interesting conversation with my uncle about ham boning

by Senpai-onichan January 31, 2023

Hairy Hams

Someone who is hairy and always has the urge to eat some form of cooked pig.

Connor eat's way too much pig, and he has a fuzzy head, I guess that makes him a Hairy Hams

by Devljm May 11, 2014

ham handshake

when two girls slap they titties together

u see those girls goin in on that ham handshake

by coolguydantheman January 4, 2017

flappable ham

When a women has gas while reverse cowgirl.

Flappable ham. Sound: Plop.

by Allomantic April 21, 2024

Ham For Breakfast

The act of being woken up by a person's bare ass on your face. Usually in the context of a college prank.

Duude, Robbie totally gave you ham for breakfast! That is disgusting!

by MissingRab May 5, 2011