Forward Friends

Friends in your contacts on your phone who only send you forwards, and when you really want to text them, they never text you back (Especially right after a forward.)

Robert: Ooh! A new text from Claire! *opens it* All I get from this chick is forwards! I'm not going to "pass it on" and I'm not going to die..

Jill: Looks like you have some forward friends!.

Robert: There's only one friend...

Jill: I know.

by CapnNorris December 14, 2010

Friend Filter

The process of using a friend to properly filter through tons of information normally found through google.

I had to use William as a friend filter, there was just too much information to go through.

by Ghost2human May 6, 2010

friend leakage

When info about a friend slips out to another friend with unintended consequences. Typically via social networking sites.

An example of friend leakage:

Joe commented on Jane's status: that was a great time last night

Judy: WTF, Joe, you and Jane went out last nite!?

by great_write_whale May 13, 2010

femme friend

a girl friend who is girlie and fashionable, always a pleasant acquaintance, a modern and fun best friend, someone you like to go shopping with, someone who you share feminine secrets or tendencies with, someone who you can lay next to and don't mind cuddling with, someone who you have laughed so hard you cried and worked out your abs with, someone who you can say "I love you" to without a doubt.

best friendbestiegirl powerfemme friend

by coolcarol June 10, 2010

going friending

the process of sending out multiple friend requests in a short time period, typically using one friends list as a treasure trove. This is usually done at night on facebook, using the network page or a popular friend as a jumping off point for multiple requests to many people that you might/might not know.

"How did you get that hot girl on ur friends list?" -Jim
"I go friending all the time using the school network" -bob
"Awesome, maybe I should sit at home and annoy people i barely know too!"-Jim

"I met all these girls by going friending in my spare time"

by Tony. 305. January 2, 2009

Confidential Friend

A friend like being which is unliked by most of society,yet secretly beloved by sub.

10:15
C. F.: Hi how are you friend
Sub. : Very good, indeed, I'll see ya in the movies, this afternoon

10:30
person: I hate (Name of C. F.)
Sub. : yeah, me too, he/she is so (insult)
C.F.= Confidential Friend

by HeinButz April 5, 2009

friend of ed

anyone with an eating disorder is a friend of ed - typically women ("e" eating "d" disorder)

i'm a friend of ed. he follows me everywhere.

by mariec33 October 19, 2008