Paper Stamp

The act of dipping ones balls in a bucket of drywall mud and then teabagging a lazy or napping member of the constitution crew. Add a peice of drywall tape to make the stamp complete. Members of the #505 local union are the G.O.A.T at the paper stamp.
Mike: "Hey Joe, do you see John's lazy ass sleeping over in the corner?"

Joe: "Yeah , fetch me my mud bucket, I'm about to paper stamp his bitch ass face".
by My name is mud. January 18, 2025
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alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit
"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper
by blakesmittty June 22, 2017
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paper straw

(verb) When you suck 75% of the way and then give up.
I got paper strawed by that hookup last night. I had to finish myself off after he left.
by Duhl February 03, 2024
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Paper Straws

The worst thing on the planet. Every time you drink out of one it grinds your teeth and it feels like nails on a chalkboard if it was a feeling, you get these horrible chills. The turtles can die for all I care I hate paper straws.
I hate paper straws. #KILLTHETURTLES
by DieselDeletus December 12, 2022
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Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge
Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.
by De Queen May 18, 2023
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paper shoe

A Funky Asian who likes saying wut ?
hey paper shoe ... no response paper shoe .... wut ?
by Mada Mada June 28, 2017
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Paper-to-cast

Paper-to-cast, often used within a film/literature context, is used to describe a quintessential portrayal of a cast as depicted by its respective characters in a book or vice-versa if 'paper' and 'cast' were interchanged.
Wow, the characters in the 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' book and movie are paper-to-cast!
by D-Dawgz February 14, 2025
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