Grandma Text

Means when u text or respond to a text too slow , like grandma would knowing she doesn't know what to do with a text mechanism phone.

Whitney: Everytime i text shannon, she always reponds two hours from then !*frowning n frustrated*

Brandi: girl u know she is a grandma texter, she slow as hell!! lol

by Blackcat89 May 20, 2011

textative

someone who texts a lot.

Are you okay? I haven't heard from you. You've been less textative lately.

by whatlolawants June 2, 2011

Co-text

Is the act of two or more people collaborating to generate or respond to texts messages.

If a text doesn't make sense and and you know the other party has company, one could respond back "Are you and Betty co-texting me?

by mr. Bizzo June 7, 2011

text drive

The urge or compulsion to text, tweet, or comment. Analogous to sex drive, varying enormously from one person to another, and depending on circumstances at a particular time.

She asked me to follow her back on Twitter, but I explained it would be unsatisfying because we had different text drives; I was more of a few times a week type and she was more of a several times a day type.

by Callaman June 11, 2011

Text Teen

A stupid webzine started by bunch of jerks to portray that Isloo-girls are stupid. A fail attempt at humour.

Bob: " Did you check the first new feature of Text Teen."
Mark: " Yeah man! Those mofos need to improve it"

by pot hole June 15, 2011

Text-perving

Text-perving is the act of looking at somebody's text while they are texting somebody else. Usually frowned upon by society because of a presumed 'breach of privacy'.

Despite that, this act is very helpful in day to day life, social problems and so forth.

how did you know i was going to plan that kidnap?
i was text-perving you..

stop text-perving me!

by I'MGuinea August 7, 2011

extramarital text

Texting a member of the opposite sex, who is not one's spouse or partner, for the primary purpose of flirting.

Sue: That guy I bumped into at the bar just texted me three times to meet for a drink later. Bob keeps grabbing my phone to see who it is.
Mary: Well, you're hot, Girl! That won't be the first time you got caught having extramarital text.

by redshirt58 August 22, 2011