When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.
Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?
by Cummy Cummerson December 18, 2023
Get the Text Retardedmug. To overly state the obvious via one or multiple text message(s) ; If more than one text they are instances apart from eachother. Can be compared with or similar to a "blabber mouth".
by Icanhandle May 15, 2016
Get the Blabber textmug. 1.
A slang term derived from “textbook,” used to describe an experience, event, or moment that feels meant to happen — as if it were prewritten, divinely timed, or part of a larger lesson in life.
Often used to acknowledge a situation that feels textbook in its meaning, significance, or alignment with personal growth.
origin:
From textbook — suggesting a classic, archetypal, or spiritually significant life moment.
2.
(slang)
A word used to describe an experience, moment, or event that feels meant to happen — like it was written in a textbook of life.
It’s that feeling when something aligns perfectly, teaches a lesson, or hits with divine timing.
“That was meant to be.”
“That was a lesson.”
“That was fate.”
“That was text.”
A slang term derived from “textbook,” used to describe an experience, event, or moment that feels meant to happen — as if it were prewritten, divinely timed, or part of a larger lesson in life.
Often used to acknowledge a situation that feels textbook in its meaning, significance, or alignment with personal growth.
origin:
From textbook — suggesting a classic, archetypal, or spiritually significant life moment.
2.
(slang)
A word used to describe an experience, moment, or event that feels meant to happen — like it was written in a textbook of life.
It’s that feeling when something aligns perfectly, teaches a lesson, or hits with divine timing.
“That was meant to be.”
“That was a lesson.”
“That was fate.”
“That was text.”
1.
Expressing a feeling of fate, synchronicity, or personal lesson:
“Dayum that was text.”
Reacting to a profound or serendipitous event:
“Text!”
Describing a divinely aligned or expected situation:
“Meeting them like that? Text.”
2.
Person 1: “Yo I randomly ran into her after 5 years, same corner we met on.”
Person 2: “Text.”
“That was a text heart break. I needed that to grow.”
“That DJ set in the rain... text.”
Expressing a feeling of fate, synchronicity, or personal lesson:
“Dayum that was text.”
Reacting to a profound or serendipitous event:
“Text!”
Describing a divinely aligned or expected situation:
“Meeting them like that? Text.”
2.
Person 1: “Yo I randomly ran into her after 5 years, same corner we met on.”
Person 2: “Text.”
“That was a text heart break. I needed that to grow.”
“That DJ set in the rain... text.”
by H. Trismegistus June 20, 2025
Get the Textmug. “The Whopper” is it’s name and it is equal to “ \( \underbrace{10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10\cdots10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10}_{\text{100 10's}} \) = \( \lbrace 10,100 / 2 \rbrace \) “using the array of operator and BEAF.1 The term was coined by Cookie Fonster. The number is named after the hamburger sold by Burger King.
Guy: Hey what’s your favourite number?
Guy 2:Mines probably \( \underbrace{10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10\cdots10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10}_{\text{100 10's}} \) = \( \lbrace 10,100 / 2 \rbrace \).
Guy 2:Mines probably \( \underbrace{10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10\cdots10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10}_{\text{100 10's}} \) = \( \lbrace 10,100 / 2 \rbrace \).
by HexManwastaken November 26, 2023
Get the \( \underbrace{10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10\cdots10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10}_{\text{100 10's}} \) = \( \lbrace 10,100 / 2 \rbrace \)mug. So so sad
by Llllllllllllllli May 16, 2022
Get the hearts their own textmug. The act of sending a complete text message various smaller messages containing pieces of the full text.
by BathtubBarracuda June 10, 2016
Get the The Snippet Textmug. When you send a text to someone thinking it was someone else. Can be very embarassing or just a common text.
Matt: damn...
Mark: what?
Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...
Mark: what'd it say?
Matt: You don't want to know...
Mark: what?
Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...
Mark: what'd it say?
Matt: You don't want to know...
by santy5666 July 20, 2010
Get the Oh shit textmug.