Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.

Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.

by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018

Text shepherd

A girl who has to direct a guy (who chronically snapchats instead of texting) back to an actual conversation on iMessage by not opening his snaps.

"Oh my god Gina didn't even reply to me on Snap last night, I actually had to TEXT her. F**cking text shepherd."

by Matthew Scott 1/20 April 3, 2017

Custard Texting

Texting while taking a shit.

Dude, you just went into the bathroom. Are you custard texting me?

by Club Semilia September 23, 2019

Text Catz

A Cat based competition show but for animated cats (with a z.) Text Catz was made by a YouTuber by the name of TheBeanieCrew.

My favorite Text Catz character is Misty.

by TheBeanieCrew March 17, 2023

one-text bitch

When you are mad enough at someone but only enough to confront them for the time period of one text message.

Mark: whats up

Jenna: nothin but that sucked that you forgot my birthday yesterday

Mark: i'm sorry, i really forgot! i'll make it up to you

Jenna: it's no problem, i just had to be a one-text bitch. we're cool now :)

by mbs805 October 26, 2010

Text vibe

Your emotional feelings coming out via text message

The text vibe is strong from this conversation

by addictedx2u May 21, 2016

Text

Words

Read what it says in the text.

by Hockey#12 June 3, 2021