When you’ve been beatin’ up the pussy and you finally sling some batter. As your abdominal muscles begin to relax, you can feel gases rush towards the exit door like a fat kid chasing the ice cream man. Just then, you fart so hard you tear a hole in your prison wallet.
“Bruh...what did you eat?”
“No brah. It’s not what I ate. It’s who I banged. Pussy was so good she gave me post-orgasm flatulence.”
“No brah. It’s not what I ate. It’s who I banged. Pussy was so good she gave me post-orgasm flatulence.”
by CrushDiddy October 2, 2020
Get the Post-Orgasm Flatulence mug.A state of depression which can be triggered by reminders of a sexual occurrence that once feels deep regret for. A morally injurious act. Treatment involves avoiding reminders of the act, such as perfumes, locations, or sleeping with her sister.
Generally not compensable if in fact the event took place in a work setting.
Generally not compensable if in fact the event took place in a work setting.
by straightupdrunk August 1, 2022
Get the post pussy depression mug.A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.
The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a well-written book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.
The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a well-written book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.
Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.
Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.
Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*
by Johnny Silverdick August 17, 2022
Get the post-ending depression mug.That feeling of utter disgust after you just
busted out your last set and it’s time to put all the plates away. It gets worse the stronger you get due to the extra plates you need to put away. You basically realize
that screaming “LIGHT WEIGHT BABY”and “YEAH BUDDY LIGHT WEIGHT” comes at a horrible cost and you think you’ll never do it again yet you still do.
busted out your last set and it’s time to put all the plates away. It gets worse the stronger you get due to the extra plates you need to put away. You basically realize
that screaming “LIGHT WEIGHT BABY”and “YEAH BUDDY LIGHT WEIGHT” comes at a horrible cost and you think you’ll never do it again yet you still do.
Post Pump clarity really hit Dylan hard after a heavy squat session he realized he had to put 10 plates away by him self while barely being able to walk after doing an unholy set
by Bigdaddylifts November 19, 2022
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After struggling for days to make a decision, John knew the answer within seconds once he hit peak post nut.
by Smackawack November 22, 2022
Get the Peak post nut mug.Experiencing a surge of reality entering your system upon smashing or breaking something in a fit of video game related rage. Usually turns into despair depending on the value of the destroyed item.
Gavin: "FUCK!!" *BANG! CRSHMPH....*
Ethan: "Dude are you good?"
John: "Nah, that sounded like his keyboard. He spent like 200 bucks on that thing."
Ethan: "Damn, post rage clarity is gonna hit him like a bitch."
...
Gavin: "I'm fucking retarded bro"
Ethan: "Dude are you good?"
John: "Nah, that sounded like his keyboard. He spent like 200 bucks on that thing."
Ethan: "Damn, post rage clarity is gonna hit him like a bitch."
...
Gavin: "I'm fucking retarded bro"
by bernardo_shrinks May 13, 2022
Get the Post Rage Clarity mug.The mental state of individuals who mined ethereum, spent endless amount of time, energy and capital go to waste because a dumb decision by Vitalik Buterin.
Person A: Why do you have the look of despair ?
Person B: Ethereum mining ended
Person A: oh you have post merge depression
Person B: yea, thats what we get in return for securing the network
Person B: Ethereum mining ended
Person A: oh you have post merge depression
Person B: yea, thats what we get in return for securing the network
by Dop3matt3r_ September 26, 2022
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