A subgenre of egg punk that is filled with references to the Italian cartoon series "Calimero". Picture a punkier version of Devo, but with eggshell helmets instead of energy domes and the overall attitude and behaviour of the cute black Italian chick.
Customer: Do you have any egg punk albums?
Record store cashier: Indeed, we do.
Customer: Do you have any Calimero punk albums?
Record store cashier: I don't think a genre like that exists.
Record store cashier: Indeed, we do.
Customer: Do you have any Calimero punk albums?
Record store cashier: I don't think a genre like that exists.
by OhNo S. January 19, 2025

The act of convincing someone they’re smelling a dead skunk outside, when you actually ripped a silent, smelly fart in the car. Verb.
When my wife asked what that awful smell was on the way to the store, I had to skunk punk her, lest she know that she was actually smelling my gas.
by Pete Timmers January 14, 2018

by Poptart Savage August 27, 2016

It has no musical merit. It promotes Marxism. And it is just really really lame.
Hip Hop music is just the same. Damn you, 1979. Lmao counter culture.
Hip Hop music is just the same. Damn you, 1979. Lmao counter culture.
by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020

A left wing racist or bigot who attempts to police the Punk Rock, Hardcore, or Ska scene with social media based politics.
A Stasi will often hide behind a socially protected class or group while actively engaging in latinophobia, antisemitism, or other race based xenophobia. When bands or venues won't publicly agree with their political stance they will try to cancel or rally boycotts against their intended target.
Oftentimes they will share viewpoints with the right wing hate groups they claim to stand against.
A Stasi will often hide behind a socially protected class or group while actively engaging in latinophobia, antisemitism, or other race based xenophobia. When bands or venues won't publicly agree with their political stance they will try to cancel or rally boycotts against their intended target.
Oftentimes they will share viewpoints with the right wing hate groups they claim to stand against.
The Punk Rock Stasi band cancelled their show after they found out the owner of the club was Jewish.
by UpTheUnityPunx October 17, 2024

The dude that works at the parts house where you get parts, is infinitely more intelligent than you but never really helps any situation....probably lives with his folks and is in his early thirties
I talked to the boy at the parts house the other day and thought I had found an alternator for a work truck...turns out he’s just a low rent punk
by SAdrian July 31, 2018

It's a poser. A fake alternative person. Often likes anime, usually kakegurui. Listens to lil peep. Thinks they're emo/goth because they like 100gecs
Lolita Punks are the scum of earth they really think we're gonna let them get away with ruining the alt community?
by sanriocide June 25, 2021
