Fritzl phoning

When you hold someone against their will on the phone.
Crazy gf- 'No you are not allowed to hang up on me or I will lose my shit'
Nonchalant bf- ' you are fritzl phoning me'
by Stephaniekate88 March 06, 2017
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phone affair

when a person you are good friends with is talking to your girlfriend/boyfriend more then you do. this usually happens without your knowledge
dude, did you hear? Laura and Randy were having a phone affair when he was going out with Ellen
wow! what a douche bag
by mingydingy January 07, 2009
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dump phone

I poop tweet on my dump phone.
by jackmormonpriest August 15, 2018
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The Phone

When you are being investigated through your phone by, you guessed it, law enforcement; ie the Coast Guard.
He doesn’t know they are following through the phone.
What do you mean? Yeah they spoof the number and the iTunes account syncs.
by Cats are all gray now July 14, 2024
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phone bummer

A person who is always on his/her phone

And pays no attention to anyone else .
You’re such a phone Bummer !!” Your never off your phone !!
by BadMotherTrucker22 November 27, 2022
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On the 20th of April, No matter what, you must show everyone your phone background.

Yeah.
Bobby: Look at my phone's background, it's that National Show Your Phone Background day
Billy: Yo it better not be that hentai one again!
Bobby: shit fam gotta blast frick
by fart face llolol April 20, 2019
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Phone Plop

The sound you hate to hear as your phone lands in the toilet, as you were positioning the ass gasket on a public toilet. This can also be achieved while tossing ones cookies into same bowel. Caused by achieving Critical Splash Angle.
Dude 1 " Dude, this guy was ralphing so hard in the stall next to me, I swear I heard a Phone Plop."
Dude 2 "Tequila"
by Zahang August 17, 2013
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