I Heartichoke You Burger

A special Valentine's Day burger that comes with artichoke

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Heartichoke You Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Not If I Can Kelp It Burger

An admittedly unusual, special Bob's Burgers burger that features kelp

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Not If I Can Kelp It Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

If Looks Could Kale Burger

A special burger that's topped with kale

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the If Looks Could Kale Burger, it comes with kale!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Jack-O-Lentil Burger

A Halloween-time burger with lentils!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jack-O-Lentil Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Take Me Out to the Burger

A baseball-themed burger that comes with peanuts and crackerjacks!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Take Me Out to the Burger! It comes with peanuts and crackerjacks!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Foot Feta-ish Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger with feta cheese!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Foot Feta-ish burger, it has feta cheese!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Burger and a grape snow cone

A handjob given out of pity when a girl rejects your offer for sex.

Nick: Did you and that girl hook up last night?

Josh: Nah, she wasn’t feeling it. I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone.

by Alan Jaxsun July 1, 2020