Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge

Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.

by De Queen May 17, 2023

Paper Drive

When you use printed out directions to navigate to somewhere.

John’s grandparents will be here late, they’re doing a paper drive.

by Ringo the Star May 17, 2023

Paper pirate

A less offensive way of saying white people, reserved for social media to not get banned.

"Ranch flavored ice cream? Sounds like paper pirate nonsense to me."

by Goon the troll June 5, 2023

Paper Mache Puppy

• The result of your dog having sex with your homework after you have completed the assignment

"Sorry Miss Berok, I can't hand in my homework because my dog made Paper mache puppy's with it.."

by Error Gaming June 13, 2023

Paper Moon

Aggresive and / or insatiable

Paper moon - Aggresive and / or insatiable

When you're in a dive bar and you judiciously grab a potential soul make by the cock. This is the official Dixie land form of " shooting your shot"

This works best at bars located by the marsh, or by some body of water on the north GA coast..... the red neck riviera.

by D'endo June 25, 2023

Paper tiger

Vladimir Putin, a president of Russia, who during 3 years have been wasting millions of men and trillions of dollars of Russian economy on a war with a country that is 28 times smaller than Russia, and still hasn’t got any significant success. Instead, his war industry and the state of russian economy has degraded drastically, while all his political goals have become farther than they were before Putin initiated the invading war. Naming Putin a paper tiger reflects how all the scary image Russia had before appears to be ungrounded, even more so with every next day.

Trump to Putin: "I said to him, 'You know, you don’t look good. You’re four years fighting a war that should have taken a week. Are you a paper tiger?'"

by RamenGirl October 3, 2025

Paper Rex

funny apac team go brrr

paper Rex choke too much

by Flam_3347 November 1, 2025