The Michael Effect

The Michael Effect is when you’re about to have sex with a partner or if it’s a one night stand and the girl asks you to put a condom on and you lose your erection

Person 1 : Oh did you hear about Chris and that girl the other night ??
Person 2 : No I didn’t , what happened

Person 1 : He brought her back to his and she said to put on a condom and he got The Michael Effect the poor misfortunate bastard

by ReceadingHairline November 18, 2019

Michael Murnane

The fucking man

Michael Murnane is some lad

by Idk7777 November 26, 2019

Michael Kalin

A badass typically in his 40s

He is such a Michael Kalin

by Lllllllllloolllll March 31, 2019

Michael Jordan

White boy out of Lansing, M. Loyal to the loyal, worships the sun, believes in aliens, and can throw the hips like no other...

Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time.

by Remco Pardeau March 2, 2019

Michael Badra

A pussy that won't hang out with Myranda because he might end up in a cocktail dress

Don't be a Michael Badra today!

by Myra Mac March 5, 2019

Dylan Michael

The coolest little dude of them all. #stmichaelbizzitch

Dylan Michael coulda woulda been that angel but isn't not yet food! #MJ

by Aguysomewherefaraway March 17, 2019

Michael Muse

Fatass texan that is bad at CoD

Michael Muse is bad at CoD and smells like shit.

by Chip McGundy April 29, 2019