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Jerk my load

When one individual intentionally does something knowing that another individual had high intentions of doing that exact thing. That person jerked the others load. A mans load is his to jerk, a homie cant just walk in and steal your load.
I just bought the latest playstation which I was really looking forward to opening, and in comes Leandro to jerk my load by opening The box without me! That bastard.
by JeeJeePee June 24, 2020
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double decker cheese loaded bastard

so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy
"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*
by 6aXL September 30, 2020
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Mississippi musket loader

When you’re fucking a girl in the ass:

1 pull your dick out
2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus
by Mr vanilla wafer December 4, 2020
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Herbie: Fully Loaded

Vehicular film from the summer of 2005, which starred Lindsay Lohan, Michael Keaton and Matt Dillon, whom played the very manipulating, self obsessed arsehole Trip Murphy to Maggie Peyton, whom was the character played by Lohan, whom eventually got her way at the end with her Volkswagen Beetle, also known as Herbie!
Dude, you seen that movie Herbie: Fully Loaded?
Hell yeah, it was one that I always watched in my childhood!
by Emmy Emmett December 21, 2020
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Quadruple Mitchell Musket Loader

Just like the original Montana musket loader but with an added twist. You need 5 Man Dimes to perform this feat. One to be loaded and 4 to do the loading. Each of the 4 loaders puts the Copenhagen in their mouths while the recipient gets on all fours, ass up. All 4 Dimes at once spits the tobacco on the brown eye and stuffs it in as far as they can with all 4 cocks at once.
Man, Mitch got fucked up last night. He let all four of us give him the quadruple Mitchell musket loader then he blew it all out on the wall and passed out!
by Dr. Dangler February 10, 2021
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stroke a load

When you lubricate your penis and your hand, wrap your lubricated hand around your penis, and move your hand up and down your penis, somewhat slowly, almost like giving your penis a massage until you ejaculate
When I get back home I'm going to stroke a load.
by Master Stroke August 18, 2021
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three butt loads of fun

the top most level of happiness there is to exist. simply means “have a great time and so much fun” while three guys cum in your butt

100% one of the most fun instances those guys will ever experience
“hey bros, have three butt loads of fun tonight, go get em tiger”
by DRAWEEWEE September 1, 2021
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