National Kick a simp day

October 12 you can kick every simp you know
Tom:Caleb it’s national kick a simp day I’m gonna kick you.
by No simps October 11, 2020
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eat cocks and kick rocks

if you tell someone this its probably because you hate the fuck outta them and they stick around anyway and you just want them to go away. similar to saying go choke on a dick :)
"henry, I don't give a fuck about your moms bunions, go eat cocks and kick rocks"
by R. Marie S. January 27, 2020
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Do not kick Leo or Charles

I am begging you, Do not kick Leo or Charles
by Ça October 09, 2020
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kick ur friend day

On 1st of November it’s kick ur friend day. You better get ur foot ready
You: Hey it’s kick ur friend day stand still

Friend: wait wha...... aaaaarrrrrggggg
by Lisa silpson October 30, 2020
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International kick dick day

A day where you can kick men in the dick
Girl/boy: *kicks dick
Boy/ “ouch! What was that for?”
Girl/boy: “it's International kick dick day!”
Boy: “oh, okay!
by Subscribe to Technoblade April 11, 2021
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