Jordan

tall buff diabolical black man

“hey look at that black guy i bet 20$ his name is jordan”

by n1gg3rwh1pp3r69 September 9, 2022

Jordans

The beauty of shoes that just look so good that everyone just buys. Also makes people extremely addicted and make something call sneakerheads!

Greg: Hey bro, check out these new Jordans i just got!
Sam: DAMN bro they on fire!
Greg: I KNOW RIGHT?
Sam: Ima go get some be right back
Greg: Okie Dokie make it quick
*10 years later*
Narrator: Sam becomes a sneakerhead and buys every single Jordan out there after Greg's one were sold out

by alphexphyscho October 20, 2022

jordan costick

a jew

jordan costick is a jew

by mnbvcxzzxcvbnm December 10, 2019

Jordan

A little Asian boy who thinks he’s cool by not and suck at football as basketball

Jordan is a bumb little boy and suck at basketball

by Blah12blah October 18, 2019

Jordan

Jordan has a giant horse cock. Simple. If u see a Jordan (even if he name wasn't that originally), you should immediately talk to him, if your not already wanting to suck his giant meat :D. It is not hard to love a Jordan because he is so damn fine. Like he could get your mom, sister, grandma, and shit, even your best friend if you don't get him first. He is a "Sexual Creature" but you'll only find out once you guys link for the first time. He is someone you definitely do NOT want to lose and, in the case that you do, fix your mistake or get therapy, because u will want to kill yourself.

To quickly summarize, you want to date a Jordan because he's fine as fuck and has a long schmeat.

Your mom, sister, grandma, bestfriend, dad: Did you see Jordan? Holy shit he just makes me want to suck his meat!

You: OH MY GOD! I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!

by my name is jordan June 17, 2022

Jordan

A boy who tends to like to be cucked in relationships. He’s a total Dom and cant help but to set himself up to be cucked each time.

Jordan: Where have you been?
Girl 1: With some of my guy friends
Girl 1: Is it okay That I can bring it over sometime??
Jordan: Sure I guess...

by Bamboolicqourice2000 July 5, 2018

jordan huff

A girl that lives in a small town east of dallas called Rockwall. she attends Rockwall high school and she is a neck breaker. every guy on the block wants to get some of jordan. she is an amazing friend. she loyal asf. she loves to go on dates. the local chick-fl-a know her order. she always gets a number 4. that's the 3 count of chicken strips. she loves cattle and has an amazing talent. she's so loving to the people she cares about. i love her with all my heart and i'm proud to say she's my future wife.<3

damn did you she jordan huff with dylan yesterday...? don't you mean her husband.

by jordan huff December 10, 2017