massive horse cock

a big fat cock

sarahs got a massive horse cock

by when the imposter is cock June 30, 2021

Horse fucking Thundercunt

An insult used by a small minority that means the victim is nothing.

Person 1: I don't like your motives.
Person 2: you are a Horse fucking Thundercunt

by Commander8750 September 2, 2022

international horse day

the day where we celebrate horses

“omg todays april 26th its international horse day”

by horsegirlallyson April 26, 2022

saddle a fresh horse

When your friend is telling you about a person or situation which raises red flags and you suggest they get away as quickly as possible.

Friend : I'm currently on a first date and my date is talking about us moving in together!

Me: oh wow, saddle a fresh horse!

by Bohopunk April 28, 2022

Piss like a horse

To spend more time in the washroom, taking a longer leak than usual, all because you have consumed too much coffee ☕ or alcohol 🍸.

If you don't want to piss like a horse don't consume too much coffee or alcohol.

by Sexydimma May 7, 2022

Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.

My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”

by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022

Dark horse days

The dark days aren't over, and they're not going to be without a fight. Things are going to keep getting shut down unless people wake up and fight.

The dark horse days are not something people get to forget yet, since they are not over yet, as people are told they are in some countries.

by Solid Mantis January 4, 2021