by iluvgummybearz January 19, 2021

Hannahs are soft, delicate creatures with large amounts of spunk and precocious behavior. Also known as a Hanny, these majestic creatures defend themselves with the biggest part of their body: their mouths. Hannys are typically born in their natural habitat, with unsaid determination utilized to complete unique tasks—by force of logic and a reckless imagination. Hannahs are especially designed to argue the truth to prove dumb people wrong. If you decide to adopt a Hanny, it is important that you DO NOT water her. Hannys hate water and sunlight. Because of this, Hannys live in secluded areas that are fuzzy and dimly lit. Hannahs hate almost every type of food that exists, so it is imperative that your Hannah recieves plain foods with basic texture and quality. Note that Hannahs are highly disgusted by bananas, and that Hannahs don't like bananas at all.
Warning: Hannys may be subjected to selective hearing when approached by stupid ideas or stupid people who invoke them. Do not mistreat your Hannah or you WILL be sorry; but most importantly, love your Hanny thoroughly at all times. If you openly dispute a Hanny's natural way of life, she will find a reason to dislike you just for the sake of it.
Warning: Hannys may be subjected to selective hearing when approached by stupid ideas or stupid people who invoke them. Do not mistreat your Hannah or you WILL be sorry; but most importantly, love your Hanny thoroughly at all times. If you openly dispute a Hanny's natural way of life, she will find a reason to dislike you just for the sake of it.
Continuously note that Hannahs will be properly stimulated when treated with patience and care. They like attention and companionship, as well as silly nicknames and sarcasm. Hannahs are native to warmer climates in places such as Florida, Georgia, and the Caribbean. Hannahs hibernate for more than ten hours at a time based on the climate change within the year. Hannahs will morph into caterpillars when trying to stabilize heat regulation. But most importantly, you must take care of your Hannah, so she can love, learn, and grow.
by HannahChristine0506 November 22, 2021

A Hannah is the most incredible girl in the world. She has long ginger snap hair with a playful curl, and would look good with bangs or without, cause she can't help but look super cute and sexy. Hannah is a caring person, who loves her family, friends and her super lucky bf who loves her so, so much too. A Hannah is super smart, funny and driven, but has a heart of pure 24 Karat ethically-mined gold because she is always trying to do good for others and her community so she takes a lot on. A day off for her is where she only solves world hunger - saving world peace for tomorrow. The name Hannah is the same backwards as it is forwards, and just like a Hannah it can be a bit clumsy but that just adds to her irresistible manic pixie dream girl vibe. Hannahs pair best with Dexters as is well known.
Hannah is the most special, smartest, brilliant shining light in the universe, the stars take their cues from her.
by Pseudonym Platypuss November 23, 2021

hannahs are badasses they are also sexy
when you see someone named hannah you probably had a insane crush on them
they might be ugly also… watch out for ugly hannahs theyre bitchy….
when you see someone named hannah you probably had a insane crush on them
they might be ugly also… watch out for ugly hannahs theyre bitchy….
hannah- im sexy
person- im well aware
ugly hannah- im sexy
person- whatever makes yo uglyass sleep at night ig…
person- im well aware
ugly hannah- im sexy
person- whatever makes yo uglyass sleep at night ig…
by thyeula November 21, 2021

The act of inserting a cactus firmly within an vagina and twisting it violently back and forth. The end result is the removal of all needles from the cactus. Before allowing penetration from a penis.
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by jonna guak May 23, 2016

Being a Hannah is when Someone is mean and bitchy to other friends of their friend just because they think that one day they’re going to replace them or because of some other insecurities.
Bob:Jamal!I wanted to point out that your friend Ellen was acting a bit off yesterday,Is everything okay with you two?
Jamal:Ohh...You know,She was just Being A Hannah..As usual.
Jamal:Ohh...You know,She was just Being A Hannah..As usual.
by Pixies-Protector May 16, 2021
