She's got you by the balls.

She has a tight grasp on your nuts.

A tight reign on your sack.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight.

"Man, she's got you by the short hair"

My boss is a bitch, she really has me by the short hair.
by Dubs Deuce May 04, 2010
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act like you've got a pair

A way of telling a bloke to man up and stop being a pussy/coward/wet blanket.
Means to 'act like you've got a pair of testicles'
Is an insult to imply that the man has no balls in the metaphorical sense (that they are a total wimp).
Often used by males and females alike, in women to display power and in men to shame the other male.
Always directed towards a male unless you're taking the piss.
Bloke: Aww i can't go up there it's high and i'm scared of heights
Woman: Bloody hell (insert name here) act like you've got a pair will ya!
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I already got like five

If someone makes you an offer and you wish to decline say this.
Hey! you want a million dollars?
--Uh. That's okay. I already got like five.
by Rockefeller April 30, 2004
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You Ain't Got No Pancake Mix

a phrase usually used to annoy and stop preachers from spreading the word of god by saying everyone goes to hell. most often associated with the youtuber "Piscator11" when he first exclamed that a woman aint got no pancake mix
Preacher: You all going to hell!

Random civilian: You Ain't Got No Pancake Mix!

Preacher: What the heeeee-ated place down under
by YAGNPM June 26, 2010
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I Know What I Got

When you know, you have something good or awesome that people are talking to you about. Can be used cleverly in a common sentence as jokingly as possible. Can be used in a text: IKWIG
Man you have really nice car. Friend: I know What I Got.
Wife: You got $3500 this week. Husband: I know What I Got.
Father: You clean your room son? No electronics until your done. Son: I know What I Got.
Mother: Your going to get pregnant keeping your Legs Open. Daughters: I Know What I Got.
by odditychild January 06, 2022
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You Aint Got No Pancake Mix

A phrase said to Irritating People Speaking Nonsense, often repeated multiple times
Christian Dude: Embrace The lord or you Will go to hell
Cool Guy: You Aint Got No Pancake Mix!
by ChimpyKing June 27, 2010
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I AINT GOT TIME FO THIS

When you're out with your friends havin a good time, and a sleazy guy walks by and asks for your number. The ultimate way to reject him is to use this line.
Sleazy dude walks by...
Sleazy dude: DANG GURL! U GOT SOME FINE ASS CURVES! WAS YO NUMBA? HOLLAAA
Girl: I AINT GOT TIME FO THIS!
by QUEEN MAE MAE July 17, 2009
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