When someone talks non stop and the other person is expected to listen and say nothing. The talker is content to talk and wants no interruptions. The listener feels trapped and wishes the talker would shut up or die.
“She ear fucked me for a full hour and would not let me speak. I finally got away by telling her I was late for a penile implant.”
by geekqueen June 2, 2024

The condition where a females ear has had an erect penis in it and cummed in as well. Most common among black females since they have large ears. There is an occasional male or gay as we call them.
yo bro, i just twinkie eared this bitch because she gave me problems. Now her ear looks like a pipe.
by jmasterp December 14, 2010

When a lactose product like milk is left in the ear canal long enough to furment into yogurt. This will affect balance, smell, and sinus pressure causing head aches.
by Chucknasty December 21, 2016

by forniterizzla9 April 25, 2024

by IDLW April 24, 2019

Earing it is a slang term that describes something foul and dirty. Its particularly used in jokes for the "lolz".
by Yours_Truly_lol123 April 2, 2011

(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.
(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.
(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.
Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?
D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!
D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!
by laddie- October 14, 2018
