The gayest school ever in where saying retarded or gay will get you a detention. You can get a detention for almost anything there, you can get suspended for bumping into people. The Jr. High is the worst the high school is gay too though. Its RETARDED, what ms wells gonna give me a detention???
Dude im so glad im going El Sobrante Christian School, im going to PV for High School another your at el sob i woulda jumped off a building
by Whiteboyapples March 16, 2009
She sleeps around with everyone at the church. She's not a real Christian, she's just a 1 Day A Week Christian.
by EddieVentura March 03, 2015
Racist muhfuckas who don't know shit. All the girls are total bitches and the boys are total fuckboys. All of them are shit bruh.
by Nofuckboys11 June 18, 2015
Some small fucking POS that will Either make you love god completely most rare one in truth but if you step inside it seems like the majority of the students are like that but thier not. or it will make you absolutely hate the idea of god or the last option is that you came thier because you fucked up too bad in public school which sucks for those kids they say jail might be better. 1 thing about Private schools like this one is that thier is still drugs and alcohol problems with students 2. A GOOD MAJORITY OF THE GIRLS ARE SLUTS! 3. and you will pass if you suck up to certain teachers and act like a goody toshus. this school is also a place for REJECTS you know the kids that would get beat up in a second at public schools these kids might not survive 10 seconds in real life.
(this one is a example of a kid who is deviod of social skills we will call him Little princess for this example)
Johny: haha thats what she said
Little princess: Yeah! thats what she said!
Johny: STOP COPYING EVERYTHING I SAY!!!!
Little princess: durr ok. (then promptly goes back to copying everything you say)
thats Community Christian School Denver
The next example is one off A slut for this example we will call her FLEXOR and we will start the conversation in bible class
Teacher: Ok turn to psalms 2:5
teacher: now this verse has nothing to do with sex but i am going to talk about how all the guys just want to fuck and the girls are all inoscenent flowers. now someone tell me why you shouldn't have sex.
Flexor: because it takes apart of your soul
teacher: good job!
(flexor after school on the phone)
Flexor: oh yes 25 year old man with no job and two kids fuck me FUCK MY 16 year old cunt
Johny: haha thats what she said
Little princess: Yeah! thats what she said!
Johny: STOP COPYING EVERYTHING I SAY!!!!
Little princess: durr ok. (then promptly goes back to copying everything you say)
thats Community Christian School Denver
The next example is one off A slut for this example we will call her FLEXOR and we will start the conversation in bible class
Teacher: Ok turn to psalms 2:5
teacher: now this verse has nothing to do with sex but i am going to talk about how all the guys just want to fuck and the girls are all inoscenent flowers. now someone tell me why you shouldn't have sex.
Flexor: because it takes apart of your soul
teacher: good job!
(flexor after school on the phone)
Flexor: oh yes 25 year old man with no job and two kids fuck me FUCK MY 16 year old cunt
by asshole12312333 December 07, 2009
A school in Pella, Iowa where all the kids are spoiled snobby and rich. They always make it to the playoffs but, can never finish
by YuhYeet1337 November 11, 2017
A school in Cooper City that likes to FUCKING stalk everyone. I swear to God you'd be taking a shit and leave shit in your ass and administration would know.
Cooper City Christian Academy has a crap load of rules that make no sense. Girls and boys cannot make physical contact with each other or they will be automatically suspended. What. the. fuck.
Cooper City Christian Academy is a school that came pretty downhill. They should shut it down. There's no point in it.
To whoever is reading this and is in Cooper City Christian Academy, I am sincerely sorry for ya ass. IM OUT
Cooper City Christian Academy has a crap load of rules that make no sense. Girls and boys cannot make physical contact with each other or they will be automatically suspended. What. the. fuck.
Cooper City Christian Academy is a school that came pretty downhill. They should shut it down. There's no point in it.
To whoever is reading this and is in Cooper City Christian Academy, I am sincerely sorry for ya ass. IM OUT
Publix Supermarket Grocer: What school do you go to?
Kid: Cooper City Christian Academy.
Publix Supermarket Grocer: What the fuck
Kid: Cooper City Christian Academy.
Publix Supermarket Grocer: What the fuck
by mytoiletbroke.com February 04, 2019
An all around terrible school. Teachers act like police officers, Boy's can wear tank tops, girls can't wear shorts. FOR CHRIST SAKES WE CAN'T EVEN WEAR FLIP-FLOPS!
by Swagger 3000 September 21, 2013