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Chode

1. To some, a hideous cock that’s wider than it is long
2. To others, a normal cock that’s limping back down after it stood up for a bit
3. To a few who don’t know that “gooch” and “taint” are already words (or who are simply chodes themselves), the gooch and taint

4. To all the rest, the editor in chief of any broadly trafficked niche industry / hobby fandom website who props themselves / their sites up as if they’re somehow torchbearers of free speech, but really they’re just enabling and normalizing and applaud blatantly racist, transphobic, homophobic, xenophobic, misogynist, and just all-around generally fascist language while shutting down anyone with a lick of sense
@Jeca on Fragrantica dot com is such a fucking chode.
by The Chodester June 8, 2023
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chode nut

hey john is such a chode nut
by qwertyuiop234567890 March 5, 2016
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Chode

A person who brags about their surfing abilities but has never actually surfed.
Steve: 'Bruuh, you should have been there man, I caught so many waves'
Tom: Whatever dude, we all know you are such a chode'
by Snitty_tee December 16, 2020
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sperm chode

A person who is defined close to a chode or even a cuck.
Bro 1: dude don't take my 5K

Bro 2: sorry already did
Bro 1: suck my cock sperm chode
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chode bitch

refers any person 5'2" (≈157 cm) or under who is annoying as fuck and usually uses their height as a personality trait which is mad embarrassing bc they're short
yo this chode bitch finna get us carded at the club
by tranquillacontequila December 6, 2021
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chode lorde

A person or persons that are acting annoying or ridiculous
Larry is being a real chode lorde about this situation.
by Weaves69 August 15, 2017
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yellow brick chode

When a girl follows all her hopes and dreams her whole entire life only to find out the guy she wants to marry has a chode (normally less than 12 inches)
I was frustrated, I spent my entire life to find a guy I wanted to marry but he had a yellow brick chode
by carrie jackson May 15, 2018
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