chill-cake

a tasty baked treat, that aids the resolution of tension. it is usually proffered to the person most stressed in any particular scenario. an alternative to the much prescribed chill pill, it has a cool peppermint icing which chills the brain in seconds.

whoa, we're all bro-hos here, put the piece away and have a slice of chill-cake.

by drumbro July 22, 2010

shush cake

Shush cake |insult | origin- England|

When someone is talking so much and needs to shush, they’re a shush cake.

Person1: You’re bad at life
Person2: shush, you shush cake

by -•-_-•- March 4, 2022

Batter cake

When a group of people batter the fucking shit out of someone

oi mandem let's give that person a batter cake

by Bootleg Memeulous October 14, 2019

Free Cake

A term used to describe a poorly-skilled opposition, typically used in sport.

“Hey bro we play Longford on the weekend”
“Ah yes, that’s free cake”

by ryxnphxlan October 16, 2020

cake exchange

when two girls go drunk lesbo

wow, did you see molly and erin do a cake exchange last night?

by moist_poon November 1, 2010

Toot cake

To knee someone in the butt two times on each cheek with each knee in a jumping motion while saying "toot cake"

Yooo, this bitch got toot caked!!!

by Timbob jr. August 14, 2023

Molten cake

The cake that melts in your mouth while you eat it.
Its the sex cake.

I would like to have some sex molten cake please?

by alanaPookie June 13, 2008