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The Brandon

To be so insecure you leave your shirt on during intercourse.
Brandon knew he had a muffin top so he decided to leave his shirt on while making love.

Dude he did the the brandon
by Gunnyrob April 6, 2023
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brandon latimer

very well might be the sexiest red haired man in the universe, once you lay eyes on a brandon latimer you may never find the same qualities in another man.
well damn susie, look at that model he thinks he is a brandon latimer
by magicman911 March 29, 2022
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Brandon

A clean looking Lebanese with Hella sty and flow, he is loaded beyond money, and drops loads on corner store employees. He has a pet dog named Ricky, and has a trained monkey named josh who is obsessed with his orangutang. Overall Brandon is the funniest person in the room always willing to give up a buck to see that thang droop.
That nigga Brandon just fucked my orangutang but hes got sty so ill let it slide.
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Brandon

Brandon is the sexiest mofo ever. He randomly appears after ages and calls you a 'dyke' which is his way of saying he loves you. Brandon's are typically spotted on the outskirts of Ipswich, Grange Park or Surrey. Scrounging around the bins for a pork pie and a copy of some hentai magazine. Brandon is a cool guy.
Person 1: You know that Brandon?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon
by Bigdaddyjade March 24, 2024
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Brandon Billiot

The one and only true Billiot which hails from slidell.you may find a few of his descendants running around but their kinda like demons doin his bidding you'll know the true Brandon Billiot when you meet him. His smile will light up the Sun rays to heaven.
Damn Brandon Billiot done Fucked my bitch

Not again Brandon Billiot
by Brandon Billiot January 4, 2025
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Brandon Fajardo

Brandon is the type of guy that will make you nervous no matter how long you’ve known him. He’s the most beautiful person. His eyes are so beautiful and easily to fall in love with. He’s such a loyal person that will always put you first if he cares about you. He will love you like no other and will go out of his way to make you feel special. He has a great heart and good personality. He’s sweet and loving. A very respectful man that will always protect who he loves. His presence will always bring joy and happiness. Beyond lucky to have a person like Brandon.
Brandon Fajardo is the sweetest.

I am in love with Brandon Fajardo.
by luv.u-mp <3 November 25, 2021
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Brandon

Brandon is, too put it lightly, not human. Brandon is an alien and he is not real and he's actually insane and he's the most insane person ever.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
1: Brandon get out of bed with my boyfriend.
2. Brandon sucks
3. UWU BRANDON
by BeRandom April 23, 2024
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