your mom

what you say when you get pissed off at someone

your stoopid
YOUR MOM IS STUPIDER!

by Fuck you clit face October 15, 2010

Your mom

A person that I fucked last night and happens to like the taste of my dick.

Me and Your mom totally rocked in the bed.

by Your Mom's real lover December 28, 2015

your mom

a very well respected sex toy in witch 10 or more people have had their way with.

tell your mom i left my charger over there.

by wwqq May 16, 2015

Your mom

A very poor come bakc that people say when they can't think of anything else.

X "You're such a fag!"

Y "Your mom!"

X "Wtf?"

Y "You heard me!"

X "I gotta go do your mom....see ya!"

by Yushua January 28, 2008

Your Mom

A Pathetic attempt at an Insult, Usually by immature or young people.

Or, Sometimes used to be sarcastic, annoying, or otherwise.
Sometimes followed up with an "OOOH!! U JUZT GOT BURND LOLOLOL" Kind of statement.

Sometimes spelled in chatspeak like:
"UR MOM"
"UR MUM"
"UR MAMA"

Immature/Annoying Your Mom definition:
Kid: "Is there any continent larger than Asia?"
Other Kid: YOUR MOM!! LOLOLOLOLOL
Random Kid: BUUUUUURRRN

The "Pathetic" Definition Example:
Guy: Your such a loser.
Second Guy: Your Mom!
Guy: That comeback is stupid.
Second Guy: UR MOM!!!11!

Sarcastic Definition example:
Dude:Hey Dude what's up?
Random Dude: LOL YOUR MOM.
dude: HAHAHAHA /sarcasm

by Natarii Shinichi April 18, 2009

your mom

A unfunny joke that people who are experiencing a midlife crisis would use for no apparent reason.

Me: hey what time is it
Friend: your mom
Me: ........

by SVSV November 11, 2016

your mom

the stupidest fucking come back ive heard in my damn life.

x: is it going to rain today?
y: your mom is going to rain today.
**WHAT THE FUCK?
x: what are we doing today?
y: YOUR MOM!
**Last time I checked; my mom wasn't a milf...to anybody.

by ohfuckitsLeigh June 6, 2009