The term comes from the days of when pirate's (not Somalian) ran the seas. They would send people out on the plank and two ship boys would go with the captive and walk him to his death. One captive said if he was going down he would take the ship boys with him and as he was pushed from the plank swept his feet under the boys and made them fall with him, thus creating the story of the three tears.
Steve-"You hear about Kyle,Jim, and Mike?"
Brian- "No,what happened?"
Steve-"Kyle got caught smoking and created three tears by snitching on Jim and Mike for smoking too."
Brian-"What a bitch."
Brian- "No,what happened?"
Steve-"Kyle got caught smoking and created three tears by snitching on Jim and Mike for smoking too."
Brian-"What a bitch."
by Crimson Eyes December 8, 2015
Get the three tearsmug. A blue-collar factory worker who takes a massive dump and totally decimates the employee restroom right before 3 o’clock, and then punches out and heads home.
This is considered a health and safety hazard and may include the following side effects:
- nausea
- light-headedness
- sudden loss of breath
- passing out
- circulatory issues
- stalling of work
This is considered a health and safety hazard and may include the following side effects:
- nausea
- light-headedness
- sudden loss of breath
- passing out
- circulatory issues
- stalling of work
Eric: “Holy fuck. Marco dropped a three o’clock bomb that smelled so bad the compressor maintenance guy had to stop working.”
Terry: “Even his farts have been known to literally wreak havoc and clear the break table.”
Terry: “Even his farts have been known to literally wreak havoc and clear the break table.”
by urabanodictionaro December 27, 2023
Get the Three O’Clock Bombmug. by Owengay69 October 2, 2022
Get the Portland three waymug. The ultimate mashup of 3 incredible personalities that make up a fantastic trio of best friends. To be compared to a Fucksketeer is equivalent as to say you were raised amongst the "God of Best Friends". Simply cannot be replaced and will forever hold its friendship value as time goes on.
"Here come the Three Fucksketeers, kindly resume drinking your Moosehead and press play to resume the next Star Wars episode"
by Sam Fed April 17, 2017
Get the Three Fucksketeersmug. by Harry .P Ness May 15, 2025
Get the three big boomsmug. A woman who has three clitorises and tries to burn two of them off with a home electrolysis kit but instead accidentally sets her vagina on fire
Do you remember Shaniquah whose mom lived under those power lines, the ambulance was at her crib last nite 'cause she gave herself a flaming three-bean charlie
by dearthyvader March 29, 2010
Get the flaming three-bean charliemug. Where three dudes and three women are at a function. The 3 men set off on a quest to “score.” The three man include each participant picking their target, and they talk to them in a group setting, in hopes of “rizzing up.” To hopefully get them all in bed typically in the same house tho not limited to.
Ay bro, me, Dirk, and Kenny hit the dirtiest three man of all time. Each leg hit, like a nasty parlay bro.
by Z0BO July 7, 2023
Get the Three manmug.