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weed

Marijuana. A plant that makes you feel relaxed and serene and even helps relieve pain, but usually also turns you into a smelly uninteresting loser who can't talk about anything else, and is in a bad mood whenever they're not smoking it.

It's like some of these people don't realize you can't eat birthday cake for every meal...
guy 1: weed is god's gift to the universe
(there is no guy 2 because guy 1 has no friends)
by Drank The Stank May 1, 2020
mugGet the weedmug.

share weed

"Bro will share weed with me?"
"No"
by Puffpuffnah October 24, 2015
mugGet the share weedmug.

Weed

What people are selling these days. Get you rocked, are found to be healthier than cigarettes. Dont use to much! (Wink wink)
(Guy) use cigarettes instead of weed.
(Man) actually weed is heathier than cigarettes.
by DancingMusic February 23, 2018
mugGet the Weedmug.

weed titty

an individual whom you bum weed off of, with the facade of being their friend
by lar snort April 28, 2020
mugGet the weed tittymug.

Weed

read the weed!
Weed yo products!
mugGet the Weedmug.

Weeds

Black people, especially American blacks, but as evidence reveals all sub-Saharan Africans as they have poor impulse control, have a proclivity for rape, robbery, murder, and violence in general. Thus making them the weeds of society in particular and humanity in general. See Margaret Sanger's opinion of the "rougher" ethnicities for reference.
Person 1: Terrible news about that poor, white kid that was beaten to death at school.
Person 2: Yeah, those weeds need to be dealt with.
by MosesI February 18, 2024
mugGet the Weedsmug.

frat weed

Overpriced weed that does not get you high.
Stephan: "Ayo need any weed for this weekend? I'll hook you up."
Rob: "Hell no kid you sell that frat weed shit get stepping or get dropped bitch."
by disclexic March 28, 2021
mugGet the frat weedmug.

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