willy the dog

Willy the dog is your average neighborhood dog. However his bark is so horrifying it can drive some people to extreme limits. Such as hiding in closets, on counter tops, and in bathrooms.

Willy the dog is has a very loud bark

by leafsquare222 August 11, 2019

Willy

A willy is not always the definition of a cock, but also a name. Willy is the big, tall, often quite fat redneck around. If you have a friend called willy, make sure to become friends with him, and if you are a girl, then im sorry. All the willies out there are doomed to be homosexual. So you know. He is gay but still awesome.

And by the way every willy out there is definetly ginger even though it might seem like he is a blondie, he is still a ginger.

hey willy
yo person
No, no, no I meant the cock right here man.
Oh, sorry, i guess i'll see you around.
Ye so long man.

by Abu el-pip August 27, 2019

Willies

case of the convulsive shivers that men experience when hit on by a creepy girl.

Ben got hit by a case of the willies when the ugly waiter at hooters walked away.

by bigbubba14 May 16, 2018

parisian willy

Getting so drunk that you shit your pants and wake up in a coffee shop.

How was last night ?

Oh man, I don't remember much. I pulled a parisian willy and then called an Uber home.

by Beatsmiffs April 23, 2018

Wet Willie

So.... if the Irish refer to a penis as a willie, then shouldn't a "wet willie" be when you cum in your lover's ear.

My boyfriend gave a me a wet willie last night

by Rosemary_2004 January 11, 2020

Willy Barbour

he's the sort of guy who likes lesbians, despite being a dude and he also loves his rowing/biology teachers.
big hairdressing enthusiast.

person1:Willy barbour got 100% in early morning rowing
person 2:what a bender

by ComradeClark January 23, 2020

willy nits

Another name for the STD ‘Crabs’

Before we start I must notify you I have willy nits.

by Dyson Cordless Hoover January 26, 2020