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Jive Turkey

A jive turkey is a person who talks a lot of shit and never can back it up. A mouthy little punk often by the name of Alex.
Girl don't pay no attention to him. He just another jive turkey.
by NotSoRoyalPrincess October 18, 2018
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cracker turkey

Cracker, sometimes white cracker or cracka, is an ethnic slur for white people,1 used especially for poor rural whites in the Southern United States. It is also at times used indiscriminately and pejoratively against any person of white background. However, it is sometimes used in a neutral or positive context or self-descriptively with pride in reference to a native of Florida or Georgia (see Florida cracker and Georgia cracker).

On its own, the term jive was slang all the way back in the 1940s for, among other senses, actions that ranged from foolish and frivolous to vile and deceitful. It was in the 1970s, though, when calling these shady fools jive turkeys became a thing. Turkeys are known to gobble, adding to the sense of jive, and have been variously used to insult someone as “dull” or “worthless.”

Then, in 1974 the funk band the Ohio Players released the song “Jive Turkey,” which uses the phrase repeatedly in the lyrics: “Give me it straight baby / Jive turkey, jive turkey / Jive turkey / Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.” No doubt there are some sexual undertones here, with jive also historically referring to sex. The insult jive turkey also appeared on popular 1970s-1980s sitcoms, such as The Jeffersons.
Separated-at-birth : Scooby-Doo villain spy Chief Dan Coats, a real cracker turkey.
by JHandy July 28, 2019
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Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy.
Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last Thanksgiving.
by anonymous December 6, 2024
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Tech Turkey

A person who does not have, use, or know how to use, phone apps.
Don't be such a tech turkey. Download some apps on your phone!
by JayBuck September 12, 2016
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Turkey.

A passed around freak bitch , this word is likely used in Baltimore
Aye dummy that lor bitch ah “turkey.”
by tae from da avenue January 25, 2022
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Turkey day

Turkey day is where we celebrate the turkey joy
by Typicalxbbyyy May 3, 2020
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turkey jiggling

when a guy literally swings his testicles around
i turkey jiggled last night my watching lesbian massage porn, it was great you know turkey jiggling
by captainstabbin123 November 26, 2016
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