Bean Omelette

A "mean omelette" is when a man farts into his girlfriend's vagina (being a fan of the ass to vag fetish), and then later, unintentionally, the lady queefs into said man's mouth during cunnilingus resulting in much disgust.

"She did what into your what???"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"

by Billy Bob Queeferton the THIRD January 1, 2012

West Bean

Someone who is not right in the head and acts in a strange manner.

That guy's a west bean yano!

by Yano who i am November 30, 2011

Addicted to the Bean

The Bean is also know as Coffee, It is easily addictive and you can drink it more then 3 or 5 times a day. Some people cannot handle the bean and there for loose there minds all over the place.

Oh Man Im so addicted to the bean i might loose my mind.

I hit the bean four or five times a day.

Im fiending for the bean.

by Kitty pretty itty bitty titty July 6, 2011

kirk is bean

a person that is stuck up and has no friends

wow what a kirk is bean

by lolsassssssssssss October 21, 2011

Kalie Bean

one who is sweet, sexy, beautiful inside and out,will rock your socks off, and make you feel like your the most important person in the world. She will never leave you, will always help you get out of trouble...AFTER she laughs at you for getting caught. And in the end she will be the sister you never had but wish you had <3

I wish my sister was named Kalie Bean and not ____.

by loverXfighter November 9, 2011

Bean Fronding

The act of inserting an object under the testicular region inside your underwear

“Hey, I heard Jaxon was Bean Fronding his mom’s bra?”

by Chasadia November 16, 2018

Bean Blunt

A blunt that has some crushed hulks (xans) and fire ass budd

Bro roll up that bean blunt

by ChinoRecklezz November 29, 2018