freckle the pot

An occasion when seated upon the porcelain , one blows off a particularly forceful fart which is also part-shit whereupon the velocity of the charge will entrain small beads of excrement that impact the walls of the bowl like wet shrapnel. The resultant pebble dashing can thus be colourfully described to one’s associates as you having freckled the pot , drawing an analogy between the now dashed China , with the cutie pie freckles across the nose of a ginger teenager .

Fuck , I sat down to birth an otter , but damn if I didn’t have a bellyful of fart that came howling out at a phenomenal rate of knots , picking up ass debris as it emerged which leg to an incredible amount of freckle the pot

by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023

Fresh pot

Someone that is fresh/fast trying to be gown and do sexual things they have no business doing

That's little boy is a fresh pot keep kissing on them little girls

by GoldenMellow April 3, 2023

Pot Noodle

A man, a bum, a right little munter named Freddie Lawton

You pot noodle looking bastard

by TheBest456 November 25, 2019

out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female

the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day

by mr shush July 27, 2010

Pot

its that guy man that runs his own server cough cough Rr2xcnc (its a code) hehe

Dead Dog(conron22): hey pot how ya doin
Pot: y e s

by Pot :) November 5, 2020

Pot-hole

An asshole stoner

Hey, you wanna go smoke with Tyler? No way. That dude is a total pot-hole

by LazarusLongHoward December 13, 2022

Crog Pot

Crog pot is a beast. He is swaggy and crazy.

“AYEE LOOK AT CROG POT”
“I WANNA BE JUST LIKE HIM”

by anonymous April 30, 2022