Cow

An animal that is usually black and white, eats grass, and is the main sorce for dairy products. Can also be used to define you.... You fat ass piece of shit...

Wow, that guy is a fucking cow

by UppishLake986 May 20, 2016

a cow

A shipping container used to transport goods overseas and by truck.

Some people whow want to live of the grid have used a cow to convert to a nice home.

by Lightmatch June 26, 2021

Cop the cow

A stupider way of saying stop the cap

"Dude did he just say cop the cow?!?"
"Yes he did xD"

by person342093 January 6, 2021

cow

probably your english teacher

tom: what a cow
olivia: ikr

by haillovichi April 27, 2021

stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

brownest of cows

Someone who is extremely foul.

Jacob is the brownest of cows, he has not changed his shorts in a week.

by Francis96 October 30, 2012

Cow Udder

When you hang a bag of Franzia from a basement ceiling or from any apparatus that is above your head. Thus allowing you to open the valve and suckle the teet of the bag of franzia or the "cow udder" at mouth level. One must proceed to finish the bag by himself or with friends.

Max: Hey Dan I bet you and I can do a whole cow udder by ourselves.

Dan: Let me hang that shit up man!

2 hours later..... or maybe 1 hour later...

Max & Dan: What the fuck happened!?!?!? Fuck it clown!

by CowUdder May 24, 2012