Tea spoon and ladle

When a midget gets spooned by a giant

me and my boyfriend tea spoon and ladle in bed last night

by Little midge June 17, 2017

Hitting up the tea

Going up to luxury. Living lavishly.

I bet when you go home, you be hitting up the tea

by TEAMAKER#1 May 8, 2018

Tea sweet and twisted

The latest gossip with all the juiciest and nastiest details.

Girl sit down and give me the tea sweet and twisted!

by Little Pajaro March 9, 2018

sweetened iced tea

the best beverage known to men and southerners alike, this dream drink can be found most commonly in the southern region of the USA.

This goddamn sweetened iced tea if fucking lit fam, imma buy a gallon of this and bring it home.

by coopcooz March 13, 2018

poison tea kettle

the act of getting a blow job with after anal sex with multiple other individuals, as unsuspecting person sucking that dirty dick brings you to climax, pull out of their mouth and blow a buttery nut in their face, this surprise money shot resembles steam coming from the spigot of a tea kettle.

I gave sally the ol' poison tea kettle last night after I packed some serious fudge at Audrey's.

by Jay dov June 3, 2016

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

mexican tea party

When you bring beer to a gathering with friends and leave your beers next to you, drinking them slowly as they keep getting warmer.

You gonna put those beers in the fridge or are you having a mexican tea party?

by scarygary30 June 20, 2020