A catastrophic, chronic illness that affects all areas of the nervous system, that leads to severe decline in empathy, poor quality of life, and increases in impulsivity and attention-seeking. The DSM (Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) V does not include this in their addition, but see other variations of personality disorders, including...
1. Schizoid Personality Disorder: characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary or sheltered lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness, detachment, and apathy.
OR
2. Dissociative Personality Disorder: characterized by a person's identity fragmenting into two or more distinct personality states. People with this condition are often victims of severe abuse of psychoactive substances.
AND at least 3 of the following symptoms: Emotional insecurity, social climbing, and psychopathic behavior.
1. Schizoid Personality Disorder: characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary or sheltered lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness, detachment, and apathy.
OR
2. Dissociative Personality Disorder: characterized by a person's identity fragmenting into two or more distinct personality states. People with this condition are often victims of severe abuse of psychoactive substances.
AND at least 3 of the following symptoms: Emotional insecurity, social climbing, and psychopathic behavior.
Person 1: Hey, you heard what happened to Moe?
Person 2: No dude, wtf happened?
Person 1: He got Jenna Syndrome cause I don't have enough followers on my instagram :(
Person 2: No dude, wtf happened?
Person 1: He got Jenna Syndrome cause I don't have enough followers on my instagram :(
by notyouraverageandy May 7, 2019
Get the Jenna Syndrome mug.Selective schools are specific schools across Australia that accept 6th graders for high school when they pass the selective school test. During their time here, they may suffer from 'selective syndrome' (which can occur anytime and anywhere) where they loose their intellectuallity and succumb to the state of normallity (AKA the mainstream classes' state).
"Hey Janice, what happened to poor Carol over there. She looks a bit unstable"
"Oh don't worry about her, she's got selective syndrome. It'll wear off sooner or later"
"Well I hope it does, since we have a maths test next period"
"Oh don't worry about her, she's got selective syndrome. It'll wear off sooner or later"
"Well I hope it does, since we have a maths test next period"
by im.notgay May 10, 2019
Get the selective syndrome mug.Ichi syndrome - A syndrome where if you can't here Ichi's voice for a day you'll feel sad and empty.
Synonyms:Depression, Sadness, etc.
Synonyms:Depression, Sadness, etc.
by Very Rndm August 10, 2019
Get the ichi syndrome mug.VSCO syndrome is where one has many “VSCO girl” sighs,like
Multiple scrunchies
KANKEN backpack
Shell necklace
Lots and lots of bracelets
And and aesthetic “vibe”
Multiple scrunchies
KANKEN backpack
Shell necklace
Lots and lots of bracelets
And and aesthetic “vibe”
by Queen pancake August 12, 2019
Get the vsco syndrome mug.a feeling or situation of being unfairly judged regardless of what you do.
can also be used to describe a feeling that the universe is against you and you will be misunderstood no matter what you do
can also be used to describe a feeling that the universe is against you and you will be misunderstood no matter what you do
it just seems like I have The Balotelli Syndrome everyone seems to hate me!
why do bad things always happen to me! why always me! i'm surely having the balotelli syndrome
why do bad things always happen to me! why always me! i'm surely having the balotelli syndrome
by beneni October 12, 2019
Get the the balotelli syndrome mug.some symptoms include :
Diarrhea
Bloating
Bloody stool
Abdominal pain
Clogged toilet
Soupy stool
The shakes
Heartburn
Nausea
Excessive vomiting
Diarrhea
Bloating
Bloody stool
Abdominal pain
Clogged toilet
Soupy stool
The shakes
Heartburn
Nausea
Excessive vomiting
You take a visit to the doctor after going to your favorite Mexican hot spot.
Doctor: oh my ! You seem to be in quite a rush to go to the bathroom.
You: yah I just ate Mexican food.
Doctor: well that's an easy diagnosis, you have chipotle syndrome!
Doctor: oh my ! You seem to be in quite a rush to go to the bathroom.
You: yah I just ate Mexican food.
Doctor: well that's an easy diagnosis, you have chipotle syndrome!
by Hulkthegiantpitbull April 22, 2018
Get the Chipotle syndrome mug.A state of mind reached after extended exposure to the cold and the wet, lack of sleep and food, constant inhalation of camp fire smoke and the dark.
The main symptom that identifies Uffmoor syndrome is finding slightly entertaining sounds, sights or other normally insignificant events hilarious to an extent which renders the sufferer incapable of simple tasks. Laughter is usually hysterical in nature and highly contagious, drawing in new victims. Usually spreading to all persons present. Laughter subsides after around 30 minutes (2 forest hours) and the sufferer will fully recover shortly after.
The most common situation for Uffmoor syndrome to develop is after multiple nights camping in wild conditions. In fact someone with thiese symptoms cannot be considered to be suffering from Uffmoor syndrome unless it was developed in a wooded area.
The main symptom that identifies Uffmoor syndrome is finding slightly entertaining sounds, sights or other normally insignificant events hilarious to an extent which renders the sufferer incapable of simple tasks. Laughter is usually hysterical in nature and highly contagious, drawing in new victims. Usually spreading to all persons present. Laughter subsides after around 30 minutes (2 forest hours) and the sufferer will fully recover shortly after.
The most common situation for Uffmoor syndrome to develop is after multiple nights camping in wild conditions. In fact someone with thiese symptoms cannot be considered to be suffering from Uffmoor syndrome unless it was developed in a wooded area.
Person 1:
Is Shayne is laughing again?
Person 2:
Yeah I thing he's got Uffmoor syndrome again.
Person 1:
Already!? He's such a lightweight, it's barely dark.
Is Shayne is laughing again?
Person 2:
Yeah I thing he's got Uffmoor syndrome again.
Person 1:
Already!? He's such a lightweight, it's barely dark.
by Arthur Reed May 1, 2018
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