Smash for cash

A sordid British phrase, typically used by less articulate and baser Brits to refer to the exchange of cash for sexual favours, particularly those of an enthusiastic, lewd, lusty, perverted, imaginative, stimulating, enjoyable, unusual and/or depraved nature for recreational rather than procreational purposes. Not too be confused with other vernacular expressions such as 'Lord fuck a duck!' and similar crude ejaculations.

'Wanna smash for cash?'
'What are your rates?'
'£200 for an hour'
'Lord fuck a duck'
'That'll be £50 extra'

by MrWhooHoo69 April 12, 2025

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LEMME SMASH

LEMME SMASH THAT KAHOOT

by IDUBBZISGAY777 June 17, 2018

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SMASH BROS

When two men have a threesome with a female they form a special bond and thus become SMASH BROS forever more

Kinda regret that threesome with Nikki I mean yeah she's hot AF but now Ted and I are SMASH BROS for life especially after locking eyes a couple times during FML

by Professor Sequoia February 12, 2023

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Smash Schedule

The time between meeting a girl and when you engage in sexual intercourse with her.

Guy 1: I really want to get with this girl
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!

by jRob917 October 29, 2011

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clash and smash

Like "Netflix and Chill", "Hulu and Handjob", and "Amazon and Anal", Clash and Smash is hen you say that you want to fight in a round of Clash Royale, but you really just want to have sex.

Nick: Yo girl! Wanna Clash and Smash
JJ: Sure! I love clash royale!
Nick: No, I mean do you want to fuck?!
JJ: Oh! Sure, I like that too!

by Swaggity Swagger June 21, 2016

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