by Matthew J of HEAR, HEAR! April 15, 2009
Get the Pump Trollmug. The greatest feeling you can get in the gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym, is, the pump.
Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing into your muscles, and that's what we call the pump.
Your muscles get a really tight feeling, like your skin is going to explode and it's really tight it's like someone's blowing air into your muscles it just blows up and it feels different. It feels fantastic.
It's ehh as satisfying to me as "Cumming" is, you know as ehh having sex with a woman and Cumming.
And so can you believe how much I am in heaven?
I'm like eh getting the feeling of Cumming in the gym, I'm getting the feeling of Cumming at home, I'm getting the feeling of Cumming, backstage when I pump up when I pose out in front 5000 people, I get the same feeling. So I'm Cumming day and night! I mean it's terrific, right? Ahaha, so you know I am in heaven!
Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing into your muscles, and that's what we call the pump.
Your muscles get a really tight feeling, like your skin is going to explode and it's really tight it's like someone's blowing air into your muscles it just blows up and it feels different. It feels fantastic.
It's ehh as satisfying to me as "Cumming" is, you know as ehh having sex with a woman and Cumming.
And so can you believe how much I am in heaven?
I'm like eh getting the feeling of Cumming in the gym, I'm getting the feeling of Cumming at home, I'm getting the feeling of Cumming, backstage when I pump up when I pose out in front 5000 people, I get the same feeling. So I'm Cumming day and night! I mean it's terrific, right? Ahaha, so you know I am in heaven!
by aurod April 16, 2022
Get the The Pumpmug. to vigorously thrust in and out of a tube or cylindrical shaped object suctioning all the air out, like an air pump, then nutting inside the object filling it to the brim with cum.
by masterwordfulinfluncinghomosap November 14, 2024
Get the Pumpingmug. Listen ANAL ALAN oh wait this JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is a PUSH PEDOPHILE as to be truthful ALAN I WALDMAN your EGO IS HUGE I MEAN the MANDATORY FAG PUMP as take that PLASTIC BOTTLE and use this MANDATORY FAG PUMP to match your EGO as make that FAGDOMEN EXPAND and hurt like they did this to BABIES , LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS in those PEDOPHILE COLONIES who were too young to even have an EGO.
Hey ANAL ALAN good news as that MANDATORY FAG PUMP will rellay make you a nice big MANDATORY SHITEATER MEAL for bon appetite and you can also make a MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH.
Hey ANAL ALAN good news as that MANDATORY FAG PUMP will rellay make you a nice big MANDATORY SHITEATER MEAL for bon appetite and you can also make a MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH.
by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022
Get the MANDATORY FAG PUMPmug. by Skegle king March 13, 2023
Get the Prime the pumpmug. A serious GOAT that says ESKEETIT a lot and rejects Harvard for his talent. Has some white trash dreads, but he can really look good no matter what. Honestly don't care wat people think and flaunts his money like it goin outta style.
"Yo, ese, you heard of that nigga Lil Pump?"
"No man, I haven't."
"Oh dude you should. He's the GOAT."
"No man, I haven't."
"Oh dude you should. He's the GOAT."
by Citru$ April 20, 2018
Get the Lil Pumpmug. "Lick my butt and call me a banana"
"Hang on, I'm gonna dump and pump"
"Did you see your girlfriend last night?"
"Yeah, I went over and did a quick dump and pump"
"Hang on, I'm gonna dump and pump"
"Did you see your girlfriend last night?"
"Yeah, I went over and did a quick dump and pump"
by Fifflefaffle November 22, 2021
Get the Dump and pumpmug.