Band of Legacy

Two band directors' love child of hatred for teenagers and "excellence through quality musical performance, dynamic leadership, and service." The kids in this band hate themselves because of the directors yet stay in because why the fuck not.

Some popular quotes include:
"Legacy, right?"
"A good name is better than riches."
"THERE'S NO FUN IN BAND!!!"
"STOP SMILING!!!"
"It's band time!!!"

Wow! the Band of Legacy sounds great at competition. I wonder what they do to sound so good.

They get verbally abused, that's what they do.

by dr.balz November 22, 2021

Band poser

A guy posing as a piano player, guitarist,drummer, or another instrument.

The guy wished he had been naturally gifted music maker, but knew it wasn't his particular skill set. He would still claim it in public, even if it wasn't his instrument, since he was a band poser.

by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020

Brass Banding

The process of counteracting brewers droop by using a cock ring to aid erectile function. Particularly prominent use in Yorkshire, UK amongst middle-aged men.

Our Doric got a bit frisky last night, but I were so pissed I had to go brass banding to get it up.

by SuperTrans March 26, 2020

pugga band

A large stack of hundred dollar bills usually containing over 10k wrapped up in an elastic accompanied by multiple casino reward cards and two forms of id

I pulled out my pugga band to buy into the cash game.

by Fireman675 July 29, 2016

resistance bands

A wise human named P4zzie once said- they are called resistance bands coz they are trying to bring down the tyrannical government.

resistance bands are great for on the go excercises

by notzz001 November 18, 2022

break up band

A band whose music mainly consists of break up songs. They’re great to listen to during and just after a breakup to help move on and minimise the pain.

“Yeah, we broke up last night”
“Oh I’m sorry gurl, you listening to Hey Violet?”
“Is that a band?”
“Yeah, best break up band going”

by justcameheretowriteonedefiniti July 13, 2018

Speckled Band

The act of asking to hang out every single day yet no one can due to camp, vacation, the beach and many other things.

I was trying to chill today but I was getting Speckled Band’d all day long.

by bigmatt June 28, 2021