Cuck Noodles

The noodles that are fermenting and molding on your gamer boyfriend’s desk as you are performing mediocre sex that both of you fail to finish off to

Bob: Man! I just ate a whole steaming cup of Cuck Noodles!

Colin: Damn, that sucks! Want to use my vibrator to finish?

by Keyble March 17, 2024

stir your noodles

Noodles are strait too until they get wet

Let go stir your noodles!

by Noodle girl December 13, 2017

blue noodles

THE BEST NOODLES DON'T KNOW THE NAME BUT YUM

"oh, my god are those blue noodles?!!!"

by old slicky June 13, 2021

Noodling

When one sways side to side accompanied by a satisfying head bob. Mostly seen after heavy alcohol consumption.

"I swear, every time Julie drinks she's noodling"

"Oh wow! She drank so much, she's noodling!"

by Metalsrevenge91 December 17, 2016

Noodle Flip

When someone combines: LSD, Magic Mushrooms, 2CB, MDMA, Ketamine, Weed, Nitrous, Mescaline & DMT.

I think im going to Noodle Flip tonight

by a pot noodle October 27, 2020

Death Noodle

Slang term for a snake. First appeared in memes and forums.

"Hey do your remember that pit in Indiana Jones? It was FULL of death noodles!"

by MrMprikiman October 12, 2023

noodle salad

A guy putting a bunch of flaccid dicks in someone's mouth.

Hannah is such a slut. She let the whole basketball team give her a noodle salad after the game

by Wolfpack15 April 10, 2016