Oh shit text

When you send a text to someone thinking it was someone else. Can be very embarassing or just a common text.

Matt: damn...

Mark: what?

Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...

Mark: what'd it say?

Matt: You don't want to know...

by santy5666 July 20, 2010

Shorty Text

An over exaggerated statement from your significant other.

Everything my girl says is a shorty text

by Noxnohi August 31, 2023

banana texte

The fact that you can send text messages in the banana phone.

I can use banana texte, I have a banana phone!

by PlaceReporter99 March 11, 2023

Alpine Text Message

To write your name in the snow in pee. To go pee in the mountains.

Hey, I need to go write an alpine text message.

by Mountainmanreese January 26, 2019

Grunt Texts

Text messages composed with minimal effort. Primarily two words or less and consist of concise (mostly incomplete) thoughts, phrases or responses.

My witty responses quickly turned to grunt texts when my interest waned.

by Sportyspice85 December 02, 2018

why doesen't she text me back?

You will find some one better!

1.(Why doesen't she text me back?)
2.(You will find some one better btw off topic htf did you get her phone number)

by Madderfackker March 21, 2018

Trauma Text

When someone tells about their overly dramatized "traumatic" experiences.

Omg! Jenny just sent me a trauma text. Poor Jenny!

My life is such a trauma text!

by roflolmao haha June 24, 2018