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by qwerty14564 March 17, 2021
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how are your internets

A phrase that comprises a filler introductory question for a friend on the internet and net speak. It is often used with "hay thar" or another appropriate greeting. Synonymous with "how are you doing?" IRL.
hay thar it's been forever how are your internets this evening?
by Flizzo My Nizzo November 10, 2008
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Internet Yocto-celebrity

a celebrity on the internet known by an audience so small it's to be measured on the size of yocto
Little do they know I'm an Internet Yocto-celebrity...
by adellexie January 6, 2022
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internet friend crush

it's when you have a crush on someone that's your internet friend
Jc- hey, do you like Asa
Ethan- yeah, she's my IFC, bro, my internet friend crush
by bbg_daddyj August 9, 2017
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Internet Bloody Knuckles

Arguing online about a topic that is dead. Everyone who's had any interest in the topic has heard everything there is to say. Everyone has made up their mind. Nobody is on the fence. The fence isn't even there anymore. The fence was there to distinguish the sides from each other, but y now it doesn't matter who is standing where. The topic is dead.

This is aptly named after a "game" where two people care way too much about what their peers think of them, to an extent where they take turns punching each other's fists and pretending it doesn't hurt. Everyone watching holds back their laughter while these two people wreck a body part they'll need for the rest of their lives (these are normally kids, and injuring the skeleton before it's finished growing is very harmful. It affects the growth and can cause deformations) because they think it makes them look like badasses, rather than dumbasses.

Who is told that they won Bloody Knuckles is up to house rules, but nobody really wins Bloody Knuckles. Nobody wins Internet Bloody Knuckles either. They think they won, based on whatever (like house rules), but all they really did was stress themselves out. Everyone else took one look at the topic, knew everything that would be said, and just moved on. Unlike the original Bloody Knuckles, Internet Bloody Knuckles can have any number of players, but even 2 is too many.

Now their real problems (which can actually be mitigated) will be harder to deal with.
Person 1: "The fictional character in this lewd drawing is not 18."

Person 2: "Guys, can we not play Internet Bloody Knuckles again? I can't in good conscience look the other way anymore. At this point it's as painful to think about as it is to watch. Go work out or study or stab water with a pencil. Anything but this."

Person 3: "They're not a real person."

Person 2: "Balls... 🤦"
by Some random person, idfk July 9, 2023
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internet trinity´s

the internet trinity´s are divided into two:
cabopo:is the mixture of:cats,boobs,and porn/or the good side of the internet.
letugo:is the mixture of :lemonparty,tubegirl,goatse/or the really fucked up part of the internet.
this strong internet religion think´s that with you watch all JB songs as a sacrifice,you can destroy letugo and make the internet good again,into other force against the good comes back.
I need to stop the force of letugo so the good internet trinity´s can rise
do you believe in the internet trinity.
by my words are mine November 7, 2015
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Pre-Internet Meme

Basically, a meme that existed way before the evolution and popularization of the internet. Memes have actually been around as long as 2,000 years with the oldest one in history being the Sator Square.

Some of the most notable pre-internet memes are Killroy Was Here, Frodo Lives, Bert Is Evil and Andre the Giant Has a Posse.
To be honest, I prefer pre-internet memes over 2010s memes. But unfortunately, there wasn't any internet to post them back then so I highly doubt anyone back then who shared Frodo Lives even knew who Frodo Baggins was or what Lord of the Rings even was considering how like I said, there was no internet back then.
by CelticEagle February 10, 2019
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