National Stab a Bitch

If a man/woman tries to touch you on any day between april 24th-27th , stab that hoe 😃

* tries to rape someone*
* gets stab*
National stab a bitch day is for everyone to feel safe. 🙃

by I stomp ppl out.😛 April 20, 2021

national max day

on february 7th it’s national max day and everyone loves maxs around them

did you hear? its February 7th meaning its national max day!

by melloiscoolorsomething April 27, 2021

national altoid day

may 7th. mark your calendars. you must eat a whole box of altoids. get hype and get ready to celebrate!

ella: i wish there was a holiday on may 7th
me: there is silly! national altoid day!!

by swagmoneyfifi August 04, 2021

National Cow Day

A day to appreciate cows of all kinds ❤️🐄

Hey did you know it's national cow day???

by CowsRUs February 20, 2020

National Hangover Day

The day after all the New Year's parties and celebrations. People are usual too hungover to begin turning around there lives like they promised themselves just a couple of days ago.

Mark: Jake wake up! You have rent due, and your gym membership starts today!

Jake: ugh, but its national hangover day.. *vomits*

Mark: Goddamn it Jake.

by sladyconesmom December 31, 2014

national epis day

epis

it’s national epis day!

by genopoop August 31, 2021

national volleyball day

October 15! October 15 is national volleyball day!

volleyball girl one: what’s your favorite day
volleyball girl two: October 15!

volleyball girl one: why?
volleyball girl 2: it’s national volleyball day!

by averyybrown October 15, 2020