Michael Moment

The comedic reference to anything involving feces, including but not limited to poo, flatulence, sharts, gastro-intestinal issues, poo particulates, and much more. The saying is derived from Michael's attraction to farts, otherwise known as

Eproctophilia.

I just took a fat Michael Moment.
Don't let Michael smell that Michael Moment you just had.

by TheGuy69420 November 29, 2020

Michael Fraghia

Legit beast. Pulls all the baddies, can bench press 5000 pounds. Gonna go d1 for every sport possible. He idolizes nelkboys and sleepy hallow the rapper. He simply just built different. State wrestler. State champion hockey player. And takes naps daily. Man is a Animal.

“Michael Fraghia” is so cool I want to be him he’s so strong

by Dontdoyourhw February 8, 2021

michael fader

A type of guy who's such a playa that he doesn't realize it. He's hot AF tho.
Always asks people if anyone has a free going on.
Wears over-sized shoes with lightning bolts on them.
Never follows you back.

Justin is such a Michael Fader, always flexing for his lady and asking if people have frees.
The last thing I want to be is a Michael Fader.

by AnBon April 19, 2018

Michael McPhee

The sexiest man alive.

"I want to fuck Michael McPhee."

by michaelmcfine May 7, 2022

Michael Waldron

Probably the greatest novelist since Shakespeare. He wrote such cultural works as: Loki serial. The series is so plot complex that Michael applied the element of surprise to not making Loki's series about Loki. Michael also has super powers such as making you want to run against a wall every time he speaks because it's too brilliant for your brain. It has many nicknames, for example: Microwave Wallpaper, Microsoft Windows or Microwave
Walnut. He is also the owner of the most sexy mustache in the world.

A: Hey, do you know Michael Waldron? B: yes! He is an amazing writer and I look forward to his book on Accepting Yourself Through Another Form of Yourself

by .0lgoki.fan.page November 26, 2021

Michael Vega

This is a man that has Swiss cheese for brains. If you meet this man he is most likely high on some sort of drug and will not talk to you like a normal human. He talks like a skater got hit in the chest with a chicken bone. He will most likely pressure you into smoking weed with him.

boy: hey Michael Vega what’s up how was your weekend?

Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: that’s not what i asked

Michael: hey i don’t make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god he’s ascending

Michael: *Dies*

by cheesy bacon October 17, 2019

Michael Cascio

Michael Cascio is a boy who is questionably gay and has been known to leave groupchats with the boys. He is a simp for lexi and has skipped many bases. But we still are friends with him because we feel bad.

Michael cascio is kinda cool but is also kinda suspicious.

by To59tar May 7, 2020