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Mexican Flash Mob

What do you get when you tell an entire nation that they're about to receive U.S. work visas?
LAX was a real Mexican Flash Mob the other night, Homes. I didn't take the 405 exit.
by Juan Chimichanga June 28, 2012
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Mexican Cession

A Mexican Cession is a very rare event that only happens once every 2 and a half years. It is believed that great Aztec Gods would order the humans to perform the ritual.

Unfortunately when the Spainards came they saw the tradition as "unorthodox" and "devil worship" and killed the elders of the tradition, who decided when to perform the ancient ritual, in the taking of the Aztec capital who were highly respeceted among the community. And only the worthy would participate.

Though most particiapters were killed in battle few lived and continued the tradition today.

The ancient ritual of the Mexican Cession is the tradition of Mexicans and only Mexicans gathering together in a fine room of expensive Mexican cloths and ancient clay pots and vases, where they would get high as fuck on peyote and kill themselves.
"I got invited to a Mexican Cession! What an Honour"
by JCKc February 25, 2015
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Mexican Trowel Job

The act of inserting one’s cock into the "other" (southern) hole during intercourse without permission.

AKA – “illegal immigration”.
I gave this nasty bitch a mexican trowel job last night and she didn't even notice. Is that a bad thing?
by turd dangler September 29, 2015
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Mexican squirt

The result of eating too much Mexican food. Will most likely secrete from the anus, but can come from the mouth.
Aaron had a steak burrito with extra beans Friday night. On Saturday morning, he experienced the horrible Mexican squirt.
by Rickety ruckity November 29, 2015
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Mexican Turkey

A giant mecha chicken, it has the name of turkey because of how big it is.

This chicken can be very detrimental to your health as it can hurt in a very bad way
"A mexican turkey came to my house and destroyed my house"
by MechaTurkey43 April 27, 2016
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Mexican casa

When a fat Mexican lady lives in a run down shack with 8 kids and her husbands ball sag a shit ton. SaggyNipples
Come one jimmy we can't invite 80kids to your birthday this isn't a fucking Mexican Casa
by SAGGYNIPPLES43 May 25, 2016
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mexican dad

Mexican Dad: "I DIDNT CROSS THAT BORDER FOR NOTHING PINCHE VIEJA"
by Lenkesh May 3, 2018
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