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Ho medal

A reward or consequence used by fantasy footballers to describe one who sucks.
In response to Trevor's sarcastic imbruglia wherein he involved Bryson, Carmen, and several of the Mikes, Bryson retorted, "medals are for losers and whores anyways." -Paul cited this ho medal reference.
by Your Fantasy President September 8, 2023
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Bronze Medalist

Someone who isn't first or second.
A bronze medalist can refer to a person who is not viewed as the best option or even the second best, by the individual the person is trying so hard to win over or strive to do right by. It is essentially the feeling of not being good enough to win the one you want so badly.
I'm an option but not a good enough one to be considered, just a comfort pillow to them. I feel like I'm just some Bronze Medalist.
by NoOneWillBeHereToSaveYou October 7, 2023
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miraculous medical reversal

An event which doctors have consensually denied possible because A) they have never seen it, B) they don't know how to make it happen, and C) it does not fit within the narrow guidelines of their practice, which are in place to keep patients where they are.
The patient had been diagnosed with Secondary Progressive Multiple Sclerosis, told that she would never walk again, classed as "non-ambulatory" for insurance purposes, issued a steel leg brace and a motorized scooter. Dutifully, she did not walk, or try to, for two decades. With the help of someone who believed that a miraculous medical reversal was possible, the day came when she walked into her neurologist's office on her own feet, without the scooter, without the leg brace. Her doctor responded with total refusal of acknowledgement. His practice, after all, was described as "maintenance", not cure, and what the hell was this.
by Monkey's Dad December 6, 2023
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Getting Meda'd

Getting left on delivered for the minimum of 18 hours to 4 full rotations around the sun
"I'm currently getting Meda'd by Sesabass"
by Eugenesis August 31, 2024
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TF2 medic

The most sexiest man in existence, I'd let him practice experimental medicine on me anyways. 0w0.
Person: I play overwatch
Chad: I play TF2
Person: But there's no wifus in that game
Chad: Check again
Person: Oh my fucking god, TF2 medic is so hot!
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by AUDITORIUMU February 15, 2025
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Immediate Medical Attention

If I do not receive it... I will die. Whatever happens after is on the rest of you. Because I will be dead. Even if I were to reverse every position I have ever had, that will not change what other people are going to do in response to the things that happen to me. There is no undoing things for me. Either my brain hurts or it doesn't. I am either in a cage or not in a cage. You are either actively using the symptoms of an illness people to not have against people or you are not doing that. This is not supposed to be visible to the public. Who's bright idea was it to make this visible to the public?
Hym "You know that feeling you get where you feel as though you need immediate medical attention and you continue to feel that way for years, like, literally 2 years straight? Because that is what's happening right now. It's not good. Doesn't feel great. It actually feels the opposite of that. But you know what would make it all better? Do you have a guess? CHILD MURDER!? WHY WOULD SUGGEST SUCH A THING!? I was GOING to suggest 'a dry tugger from Jenna Ortega!' You freak! Child Murder? Really?"
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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