Miking

The act of needlessly rejecting or going against a popular idea and instead saying something ridiculous to be controversial for the sake of it.

"We all agreed Salah is way better than Martial and he said it's the opposite"

"He's Miking it again"

by aam786415 February 13, 2021

reed mike

He is a sex god with the hands of the gods.

I screamed Reed Mike more harder don't stop daddy.

by Bigmike26 October 30, 2020

Be a mike

Give advice to an expert when you know nothing about the job

Don’t be a mike and leave the plumber alone

by Owegopaddy1 March 3, 2019

Mike

A guy who dances like a dad and has a very specific taste in music. He is usually a really short man or super tall man. He is from the age of 20 and older. He is most likely a white guy. But he is a very likely man.

Girl- that guy is definitely named mike cause of the way he dances and cause of his height

Girl- hey what’s your name

Guy- mike

Girl- knew it

by MrsPAYNE21 February 16, 2023

Mike

Name of your only gay friend.

Mike is your buddy who you first lost your virgingin to. He would say “are you ready?” And you would say “eye eye captain!” You would proceed to have hours of glorious gay annal session. Just one. Not sessions. Just session. Mike is the type of person to shat out a huge juicy lil skarr and squirt chunky yet somehow still very very liquidy diarrhea. He moans into your pillow and doesn’t clean up the diarrhea mess.

You: “Hello Mike”

Mike: “are you ready?”

…you know the rest…

by Logan hugil March 21, 2025

Mike

"Basic"

Mike is just sooo basic

by Christina the great January 1, 2019

Mikelis

Miķelis is a bad bitch with an earring, he's extremely tall, like out of a SMUT book. He's just a dreamy hunk. He is a hottie, with a beautiful British accent. Not a single girl can turn him down. He is also extremely smart, overall just the best human being in the world. He's so perfect he's almost inhuman. He's the most caring and loving individual in the world, youd be lucky to have him.

Girl: Dude, you are such a Mikelis., Guy: What does that mean?, Girl: Like, the perfect guy.

by balandey April 8, 2025